The clock struck one.....the others escaped with minor injuries.
Dad: So I heard they're opening up a Hickory Farms in Israel. Do you know what they're calling it?
Bemused Clerk: No, what?
Dad: Cheeses of Nazareth.
I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.
(Originally posted in r/jokes)
One day, the bartender ran out of the hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. The doctor took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “this isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!”
“No I’m sorry”, replied the bartender, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, doc”
I asked him if he smokes his cigarettes with applewood or hickory. He laughed but the people around us didn't.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the other two got away with minor injuries.
ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS
Dad: So a Doc walks into a bar and asks for a Daiquiri. The bartender serves him and the doc says "this is terrible! It tastes like hickory!" The Bartender replies, "Yeah, it's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc!" (like the children's rhyme)
Me: groans
Dad: What was the actual words of it again? I forget.
Me: Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock.
Dad: Oh yeah. Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one... and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
