Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock.

The clock struck one.....the others escaped with minor injuries.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hmoney720
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How was the hickory doing?
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JPersnicket
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Every year at the seasonal Hickory Farms mall kiosk...

Dad: So I heard they're opening up a Hickory Farms in Israel. Do you know what they're calling it?

Bemused Clerk: No, what?

Dad: Cheeses of Nazareth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Zedlok
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A guy has a rough day and stops at Dickโ€™s Place...

...he tells the owner and bartender that heโ€™s a surgeon down at the hospital and he just wants to forget about everything for awhile.

Dick knows just the thing. He quickly whips up a thick, exotic beverage and places it in front of the worn out doctor. He takes one sip and his eyes light up. โ€œWhat IS that?โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s my signature almond daiquiriโ€, Dick tells him. The surgeon tells him itโ€™s delicious, pays his bill and comes back the next day and the next day at the same time for the same thing: An almond daiquiri.

Before long, like clockwork, Dick is able to have it ready for him just before he comes in. But, one day as he is preparing the drink, he realizes that heโ€™s run out of almonds! With no time to lose, he quickly substitutes the almonds with hickory nuts and sets the beverage on the bar.

The surgeon pops in, takes a big gulp, and immediately spits it all over the bar. He looks at the bartender and says, โ€œThatโ€™s not an almond daiquiri, Dick!โ€ And Dick says, โ€œNo, itโ€™s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!โ€.

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I'm starting a line of wooden plates with insults carved on them.

I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.

(Originally posted in r/jokes)

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A Doctor always stopped at a local bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender created just for him.

One day, the bartender ran out of the hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. The doctor took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, โ€œthis isnโ€™t a hazelnut daiquiri!โ€

โ€œNo Iโ€™m sorryโ€, replied the bartender, โ€œItโ€™s a hickory daiquiri, docโ€

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Asked my friend about his smoking habit.

I asked him if he smokes his cigarettes with applewood or hickory. He laughed but the people around us didn't.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dudewiththebling
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My dad's version of a well known nursery rhyme. He used to recite this all the time when I was a kid and then proceed to laugh hysterically for several minutes.

Hickory Dickory Dock

Three mice ran up the clock,

The clock struck one,

And the other two got away with minor injuries.

ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS

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my dad just pulled a double dadjoke on me.

Dad: So a Doc walks into a bar and asks for a Daiquiri. The bartender serves him and the doc says "this is terrible! It tastes like hickory!" The Bartender replies, "Yeah, it's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc!" (like the children's rhyme)

Me: groans

Dad: What was the actual words of it again? I forget.

Me: Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock.

Dad: Oh yeah. Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one... and the other two escaped with minor injuries.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oversized_canoe
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Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one...

...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.

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