Hickory Dickory Dock Puns

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Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock.

The clock struck one.....the others escaped with minor injuries.

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👤︎ u/Hmoney720
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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My dad's version of a well known nursery rhyme. He used to recite this all the time when I was a kid and then proceed to laugh hysterically for several minutes.

Hickory Dickory Dock

Three mice ran up the clock,

The clock struck one,

And the other two got away with minor injuries.

ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS

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👤︎ u/BardLover108
📅︎ Sep 23 2013
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my dad just pulled a double dadjoke on me.

Dad: So a Doc walks into a bar and asks for a Daiquiri. The bartender serves him and the doc says "this is terrible! It tastes like hickory!" The Bartender replies, "Yeah, it's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc!" (like the children's rhyme)

Me: groans

Dad: What was the actual words of it again? I forget.

Me: Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock.

Dad: Oh yeah. Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one... and the other two escaped with minor injuries.

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👤︎ u/oversized_canoe
📅︎ Mar 04 2014
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Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one...

...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.

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👤︎ u/Villainero
📅︎ May 20 2018
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