I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
What did the oak tree drop?
Why didn’t the oak tree talk to anyone?
It didn’t want to dialogue.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
My dad pulled this one out after I said "we want oak floors"
What did professor oak say before he got into a fight
I dropped my phone and found it under an oak.
I guess the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...
Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.
I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak
Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?
This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.
I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...
"Oh, it's just a badge oak."
When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
Watch out for that big oak tree over there...
Me, at a fancy restaurant: This wine is smooth, a little citrusy, with a mild touch of oak.
Waiter; Sir, you are drinking 7up.
Ash Ketchum only wanted Professor Oak to open the door and show his Pokémon.
"C'mon, just let me take a little Pikachu!"
What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?
What did the baby oak say to the daddy oak?