Nah seems OAK-kay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/und88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.

It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Minnaloushe_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:

"It's not a poplar tree contest."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.

The other day? That's a firs day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebigeyedduck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did the oak tree drop?

A-corny joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivory-Rose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why didn’t the oak tree talk to anyone?

It didn’t want to dialogue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?

Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My dad pulled this one out after I said "we want oak floors"

Wooden that be nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObscureRaptors
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF. OAK ME

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πŸ‘€︎ u/why_you_bully_me1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I dropped my phone and found it under an oak.

I guess the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...

Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanp08
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak

Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Imagine if there were oak breast implants...

That would be awful, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevenoles017
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?

This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbader64
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabirmain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.

As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Watch out for that big oak tree over there...

It looks pretty shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GravelGuy666
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Me, at a fancy restaurant: This wine is smooth, a little citrusy, with a mild touch of oak.

Waiter; Sir, you are drinking 7up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Ash Ketchum only wanted Professor Oak to open the door and show his PokΓ©mon.

"C'mon, just let me take a little Pikachu!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?

Major Party Fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziggystarfist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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What did the baby oak say to the daddy oak?

Geometry

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