I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
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︎ Jul 19 2020
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What did the oak tree drop?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why didnβt the oak tree talk to anyone?
It didnβt want to dialogue.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
My dad pulled this one out after I said "we want oak floors"
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︎ Sep 15 2019
I dropped my phone and found it under an oak.
I guess the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What did professor oak say before he got into a fight
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...
Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak
Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?
This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...
"Oh, it's just a badge oak."
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︎ Oct 21 2017
When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
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︎ Jul 24 2018
Watch out for that big oak tree over there...
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︎ Jun 14 2018
Me, at a fancy restaurant: This wine is smooth, a little citrusy, with a mild touch of oak.
Waiter; Sir, you are drinking 7up.
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︎ Dec 28 2017
Ash Ketchum only wanted Professor Oak to open the door and show his PokΓ©mon.
"C'mon, just let me take a little Pikachu!"
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︎ Jul 30 2018
What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?
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︎ Nov 15 2017
What did the baby oak say to the daddy oak?
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︎ Jan 25 2016
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
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︎ May 03 2019
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