So I my son started to bark at me

Kept on insisting that I had promised to build him a treehouse but I don't remember evergreening this elm of a contract. Though he kept inisisting I had birch the agreement due to the long delay but my attempt to confern the fertility of the spruce was in roots. Now I have to oak up and face the spruce. My weekend has been soiled and I now have to maple my son's treehouse whilst I willow my day away. Although... Now that I twig about it, having a treehouse in my yard sounds like a pine idea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WisdomThingy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Not many people liked the new tree I planted.

It wasnโ€™t very poplar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JonSolo1
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