Which one should I pick:
Snape kills Dumbledore or Luke, Darth Vader is your father or ???
A bee decided he was over the typical honey he'd been eating so he went to a Mexican restaurant for some culinary advice. When he returned, he made up his new secret dish for his bee friends. Feeling nosy, the other bees asked, "tThis honey is delicious! What's in this?!" The chef bee exclaimed, "It's nacho beeswax!".
http://imgur.com/qusMgtD She makes apple sauce too so I think that's what got him to make the association. This wasn't the only victim of his use of the free stickers that come with everyone's iPhones, though.
A spruce tree. Because then he'd be Spruce Wayne
It really spruced up the room.
I was just trying to spruce things up
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
I was just trying to spruce up the mood
I haven't convinced her yet but I feel like it could really spruce things up
... Spruce Wayne.
I was raking it in.
I guess you can say I’m branching out and sprucing them up a bit. They’re oak-ay at the moment. But nothing that would leaf you hanging.
"Cedar, that's what I'm talking about. Its not oak-ee doke to take credit for what wood be my joke. Every bodhi has to create their own." I told her. Didn't mean to chop her down like that in hindsight. I hope she still pines after me.
I need plant based puns so I can win a war of puns
Did you hear about that black hole? Nvm. It doesn't matter anyway
This is a pretty OAKay sentence, it may need some SPRUCEing up tho. Dang I need to start branching out with this stuff
Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."
It really spruces up the room.
Lady and a Man talking about trees.
Lady: Well this is a nice christmas tree! Wood you put something like this in your house?
Man: Yes, it's very nice. It wood really spruce up the place.
Lady: It's rather plane, it could use some decorations.
Man: Oh I think it's so pretty my eyes are watering up, I might Balsam.