Spruce Springsteen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyper_Threaded
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Spruce Banner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coalmunist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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The whole Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocbrad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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If Bruce Willis was a tree he would be named Spruce Willis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuantheTacoFairy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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I'm really tempted to spruce up my car with a spoiler

Which one should I pick:

Snape kills Dumbledore or Luke, Darth Vader is your father or ???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rubius0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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A bee wanted to spruce up honey.

A bee decided he was over the typical honey he'd been eating so he went to a Mexican restaurant for some culinary advice. When he returned, he made up his new secret dish for his bee friends. Feeling nosy, the other bees asked, "tThis honey is delicious! What's in this?!" The chef bee exclaimed, "It's nacho beeswax!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrfitzny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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My dad decided to spruce up a jar of my great aunt's homemade pickles

http://imgur.com/qusMgtD She makes apple sauce too so I think that's what got him to make the association. This wasn't the only victim of his use of the free stickers that come with everyone's iPhones, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChriSe7en
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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This is real lee getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h3y0002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspygmy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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A spruced up tree trunk imgur.com/EImSxNf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjohnnymac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What do you call a tree that’s a singer?

Spruce Springsteen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SethTheBoss07
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If Batman were a tree, what kind would he be?

A spruce tree. Because then he'd be Spruce Wayne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonPupps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Finally put up the Christmas tree...

It really spruced up the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinda-unrelated
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I tried to change the wood of my table but got yelled at

I was just trying to spruce things up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cauanguy1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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If celebrities were types of wood

Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)

Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)

Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)

Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)

Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)

Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)

Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)

Russel Branch (Russel Brand)

Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeardyJunior2110
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I got fired for changing the wood on my jobs counter

I was just trying to spruce up the mood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cauanguy1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I've been trying to convince my girlfriend to get into to lumberjack cosplay

I haven't convinced her yet but I feel like it could really spruce things up

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11yr old son: "What do you call Batman when he's in a tree?"

... Spruce Wayne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakerc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Who is the best tree martial artist?

Spruce Tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abridgeded
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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So I’m trying to work on tree puns

I guess you can say I’m branching out and sprucing them up a bit. They’re oak-ay at the moment. But nothing that would leaf you hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmiddleton6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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I used to have a job collecting leaves.

I was raking it in.

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What do you call a fir tree that knows king fu?

Spruce Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VadeRetroLupa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I try to encourage my wife to come up with her own mom jokes. So when she asked me to make one up regarding wood, I got a little upset.

"Cedar, that's what I'm talking about. Its not oak-ee doke to take credit for what wood be my joke. Every bodhi has to create their own." I told her. Didn't mean to chop her down like that in hindsight. I hope she still pines after me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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[request] plant based puns

I need plant based puns so I can win a war of puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowingthehero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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What do you call tree that knows martial arts?

Spruce Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggalden
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Horrible pun list

Did you hear about that black hole? Nvm. It doesn't matter anyway

This is a pretty OAKay sentence, it may need some SPRUCEing up tho. Dang I need to start branching out with this stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaDerpGoat
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Who is a tree's favorite singer?

Spruce Springsteen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABevyofSwans
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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Give me your best Celebrity Christmas Puns

Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gchristine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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What do you call a tree who dresses like a bat and fights crime?

Spruce Wayne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iuseleinterwebz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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I just picked out a fresh christmas tree....

It really spruces up the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calzone11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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So I went to a Pun-off last night...

Lady and a Man talking about trees.

Lady: Well this is a nice christmas tree! Wood you put something like this in your house?

Man: Yes, it's very nice. It wood really spruce up the place.

Lady: It's rather plane, it could use some decorations.

Man: Oh I think it's so pretty my eyes are watering up, I might Balsam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WakeskaterX
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