Which one should I pick:
Snape kills Dumbledore or Luke, Darth Vader is your father or ???
A bee decided he was over the typical honey he'd been eating so he went to a Mexican restaurant for some culinary advice. When he returned, he made up his new secret dish for his bee friends. Feeling nosy, the other bees asked, "tThis honey is delicious! What's in this?!" The chef bee exclaimed, "It's nacho beeswax!".
http://imgur.com/qusMgtD She makes apple sauce too so I think that's what got him to make the association. This wasn't the only victim of his use of the free stickers that come with everyone's iPhones, though.
They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
Kept on insisting that I had promised to build him a treehouse but I don't remember evergreening this elm of a contract. Though he kept inisisting I had birch the agreement due to the long delay but my attempt to confern the fertility of the spruce was in roots. Now I have to oak up and face the spruce. My weekend has been soiled and I now have to maple my son's treehouse whilst I willow my day away. Although... Now that I twig about it, having a treehouse in my yard sounds like a pine idea.
A spruce tree. Because then he'd be Spruce Wayne
It really spruced up the room.
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
I was just trying to spruce things up
I was just trying to spruce up the mood
I was raking it in.
I guess you can say I’m branching out and sprucing them up a bit. They’re oak-ay at the moment. But nothing that would leaf you hanging.
I haven't convinced her yet but I feel like it could really spruce things up
I need plant based puns so I can win a war of puns
... Spruce Wayne.
"Cedar, that's what I'm talking about. Its not oak-ee doke to take credit for what wood be my joke. Every bodhi has to create their own." I told her. Didn't mean to chop her down like that in hindsight. I hope she still pines after me.
Did you hear about that black hole? Nvm. It doesn't matter anyway
This is a pretty OAKay sentence, it may need some SPRUCEing up tho. Dang I need to start branching out with this stuff
Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."
It really spruces up the room.
Lady and a Man talking about trees.
Lady: Well this is a nice christmas tree! Wood you put something like this in your house?
Man: Yes, it's very nice. It wood really spruce up the place.
Lady: It's rather plane, it could use some decorations.
Man: Oh I think it's so pretty my eyes are watering up, I might Balsam.