7 Hilarious Spruce Tree Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.

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👤︎ u/und88

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

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The whole Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.

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👤︎ u/ocbrad

📅︎ Dec 01 2018

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If Bruce Willis was a tree he would be named Spruce Willis

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👤︎ u/JuantheTacoFairy

📅︎ Jul 19 2014

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I’m really loving the tree puns people are posting

They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones

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👤︎ u/TheNeedForSpeedwagon

📅︎ Feb 14 2021

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If Batman were a tree, what kind would he be?

A spruce tree. Because then he'd be Spruce Wayne

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👤︎ u/DragonPupps

📅︎ Nov 11 2019

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Who is the best tree martial artist?

Spruce Tree

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👤︎ u/Abridgeded

📅︎ Mar 01 2019

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So I went to a Pun-off last night...

Lady and a Man talking about trees.

Lady: Well this is a nice christmas tree! Wood you put something like this in your house?

Man: Yes, it's very nice. It wood really spruce up the place.

Lady: It's rather plane, it could use some decorations.

Man: Oh I think it's so pretty my eyes are watering up, I might Balsam.

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👤︎ u/WakeskaterX

📅︎ Dec 14 2014

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