Son: Hey Dad, can you explain "germination"?

Dad: Well, son. Hitler wanted to make the whole world a Germination.

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Let this one germinate...
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👤︎ u/jwinsome
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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I've been germinating Sycamore and Milkweed seeds for about a month or so for bio class and today we had to present a powerpoint about it and i just had to take the opportunity.
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A Bavarian guy walks into a restaurant that only serves seed-based foods...

...and you know what, the germinate!

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What's is called when Germans reproduce?

Germination

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👤︎ u/chinana243
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why did the seed follow a German seven

Because he wanted to germinate!

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Why do Daleks make good gardeners?

Because they like to GERMINATE. GERMINATE.

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