Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?

You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JesseLynx
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Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.

Most only grow two.

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My son told me he wanted to be a mime when he grows up. I told him absolutely not.

It's not like he can talk back to me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/overachievingogre
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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They say money doesnโ€™t grow on trees

Obviously they havenโ€™t seen the price of plywood recently

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fawkmebackwardsbud
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Some giraffe's can grow up to 18 feet.

But most only have four.

Taken from Giraffe Jokes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bmantis311
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What do you call a teenager who never grows up?

Constantine

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mitiamedved
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Where does a cardiologist grow seeds from?

POTS

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lawsonator85
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LayThatPipe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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When I was a kid I thought weโ€™d all grow up to work with horses

All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/the_bradley
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What type of tree grows around dead people?

A ceme-tree

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DiamondChocobos
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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My wife is threatening to leave me unless I grow up and stop playing games

Reverse Card

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/buckeyespud
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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A man went to the doctorโ€™s and told him, โ€œI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.โ€

He said, โ€œWow, thatโ€™s the worst case of parking sonโ€™s disease Iโ€™ve ever seen.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cyclopropagative
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Why does ants donโ€™t bite after they grow taller?

Because theyโ€™re tolerant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/profusly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18ft?

But most only have 4

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TONER_SD
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you canโ€™t grow flowers...

if you havenโ€™t botany

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PirateboarderLife
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Grow your own
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kelly240361
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Where do they grow popcorn?

In the mountains, because thatโ€™s where the ears are popping!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/skinnnypeenis
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What's handy and grows

A palm tree

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gameboy90
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I envy people who grow old gracefully.

They age like fine wine.

I'm aging like milk....

Getting sour and chunky.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I have been told by my vegan friend, that I should grow my food and not hunt it...

Does anyone know how to grow bacon ?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What kind of books grow on trees?

Apple MacBooks.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StupidRedditorBTW
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...

Must dash.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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The US grows two different species of cherry trees

Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.

But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bitwiseshiftleft
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hud_is_on
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why do people become more and more horrible as they grow taller?

Because they gruesome.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MohtarmaGandhi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes' wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet duck.

He was a master of the duck shun.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/patricosuave
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.

New guy: That sounds like bullshit.

Farmer: Yes, exactly.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...

But most just have 4.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Invader_Kilz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...

He's trying to sweeten the pot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How much room do fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Raptor_Girl_1259
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why do 16-trees and 25-trees grow rectangular?

They have square roots.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/onetwopi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.

But I haven't seen any with more than 4.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/__teju
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why does my son grow like a bean?

Because he edamame.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SirFrankPork
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?

A toiletry

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HarmonicalMonical
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a tree fingers grow on?

A palm tree

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AttemptsMade
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I always had a feeling that my son would grow up to be a pyromaniac.

He always had the burning desire.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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What helps a pirates hair grow?

Aaarrrgan oil

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Skrull_Symbiotes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?

Because itโ€™s the scenter

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/schiggy182
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How many apples grow on trees?

All of them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/beej2000
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Man: "Doctor, Doctor. All my sons want to be valets when they grow up."

Doctor: "WOW, That's the worst case of Parking Son's disease I've ever seen."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/God_Smith82
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/I-like-JJBA
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What types of apple grow on trees?

all of them

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lil-subedi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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How much room do fungi need to grow

As mushroom as possible

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ivanshu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mathi_turtle_cum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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