Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
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What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
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When I was a kid I thought weโd all grow up to work with horses
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
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What type of tree grows around dead people?
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My wife is threatening to leave me unless I grow up and stop playing games
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Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18ft?
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Why does ants donโt bite after they grow taller?
Because theyโre tolerant.
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I heard herb gardens grow better with classic rock in the background, so I played a Styx album on repeat.
Now I've got Too Much Thyme on My Hands.
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you canโt grow flowers...
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Where do they grow popcorn?
In the mountains, because thatโs where the ears are popping!
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A man went to the doctorโs and told him, โI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.โ
He said, โWow, thatโs the worst case of parking sonโs disease Iโve ever seen.โ
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What's handy and grows
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I envy people who grow old gracefully.
They age like fine wine.
I'm aging like milk....
Getting sour and chunky.
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Grow your own
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I have been told by my vegan friend, that I should grow my food and not hunt it...
Does anyone know how to grow bacon ?
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What kind of books grow on trees?
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Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
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The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
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Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes' wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet duck.
He was a master of the duck shun.
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Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
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Why do people become more and more horrible as they grow taller?
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
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A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...
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My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
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Why does my son grow like a bean?
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Why do 16-trees and 25-trees grow rectangular?
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What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
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I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.
But I haven't seen any with more than 4.
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How much room do fungi need to grow?
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What do you call a tree fingers grow on?
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What helps a pirates hair grow?
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I always had a feeling that my son would grow up to be a pyromaniac.
He always had the burning desire.
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Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
Because itโs the scenter
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How many olives grow on a tree?
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How many apples grow on trees?
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Man: "Doctor, Doctor. All my sons want to be valets when they grow up."
Doctor: "WOW, That's the worst case of Parking Son's disease I've ever seen."
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How many apples grow on a tree?
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How many apples grow on a tree?
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What types of apple grow on trees?
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How many apples grow on a tree?
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How much room do fungi need to grow
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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