My kid asked me if it's true that some species of Whale can grow up to 100 feet?
I said it's when they're really tired after swimming too long, they can use them to walk home instead.
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Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Iโm trying to grow auto parts on my farm.
Iโm expecting a bumper crop.
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︎ May 05 2021
How many apples grow on trees?
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︎ May 05 2021
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
My son told me he wanted to be a mime when he grows up. I told him absolutely not.
It's not like he can talk back to me.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My dad keeps nagging me on how to grow up
I keep telling him itโs getting old
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︎ May 05 2021
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
They say money doesnโt grow on trees
Obviously they havenโt seen the price of plywood recently
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Some giraffe's can grow up to 18 feet.
But most only have four.
Taken from Giraffe Jokes
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Where does a cardiologist grow seeds from?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
When I was a kid I thought weโd all grow up to work with horses
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What type of tree grows around dead people?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
A man went to the doctorโs and told him, โI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.โ
He said, โWow, thatโs the worst case of parking sonโs disease Iโve ever seen.โ
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My wife is threatening to leave me unless I grow up and stop playing games
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Why does ants donโt bite after they grow taller?
Because theyโre tolerant.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18ft?
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Grow your own
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you canโt grow flowers...
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Where do they grow popcorn?
In the mountains, because thatโs where the ears are popping!
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What's handy and grows
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I envy people who grow old gracefully.
They age like fine wine.
I'm aging like milk....
Getting sour and chunky.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I have been told by my vegan friend, that I should grow my food and not hunt it...
Does anyone know how to grow bacon ?
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What kind of books grow on trees?
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Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
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Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
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Why do people become more and more horrible as they grow taller?
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
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No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes' wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet duck.
He was a master of the duck shun.
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Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
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A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...
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︎ Sep 20 2020
How much room do fungi need to grow?
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My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
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I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.
But I haven't seen any with more than 4.
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Why do 16-trees and 25-trees grow rectangular?
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Why does my son grow like a bean?
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What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
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What do you call a tree fingers grow on?
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How many apples grow on a tree?
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How many apples grow on trees?
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Man: "Doctor, Doctor. All my sons want to be valets when they grow up."
Doctor: "WOW, That's the worst case of Parking Son's disease I've ever seen."
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How many apples grow on a tree?
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How many apples grow on a tree?
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What types of apple grow on trees?
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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