Vegetable puns are great!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ggfchl
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My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.

Lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Designed_To
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2019
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Vegetable Puns Needed
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Pyramid76
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This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afieif
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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I have a really good vegetable pun

I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MidwestProduct
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2019
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I'm looking for some vegetable puns

if you think of any lettuce know

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/princess_chloe_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2018
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Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.

It’s a rotten experience.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chexmp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2019
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You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun

as you artichoke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notaleclively
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2018
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Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoofyGoober1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2018
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Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?

Not neccescelery.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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I can't cook vegetables

I've made peas with that

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Forgotten_Orokin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2021
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Why is picking vegetables a good job?

It comes with a great celery

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?

Cabbage.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2021
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What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?

Korn

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sandstar115
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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What is the highest ranking vegetable?

Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crayoncer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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Why did the drummer play with vegetables?

He needed some fresh beets . . .

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/photoman901
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2021
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We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"

She said, "Not neccecelery."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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What do you call a vegetable that's left of center?

Radish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theatahhh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?

Lettuce Spray.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2021
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I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.

It’s called War and Peas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?

Beets

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/calumlikescameras
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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What’s the hardest part about eating vegetables?

The wheelchair

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vancity1985
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?

An Arctichoke...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FallenGoalie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a vegetable that makes money?

Corn on the job

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-umop-apisdn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?

An incommunivocado.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rhesusfecespieces
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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All my vegetables got stolen and the cops finally showed up.

"Lettuce handle this"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_eat_crayon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?

The wheelchair

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any

It’s like he didn’t even carrot all

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/excusetheblood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2020
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How does a vegetable win a fight ?

With carrot-y

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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What vegetable lives in your heart?

Beets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables

So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GodsOwnTypo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?

A-spear-iguess

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Distractednoodle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...

... but it was a bluff!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SwooopingIsBad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry

So I threw a pumpkin at her

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Otherwise-Sherbet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2020
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After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.

I've got a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2020
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What did the vegetables say before they started praying?

lettuce pray...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lahkli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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Why did the vegetable never meet his father?

Because he had a dead beet dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles

Carrot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Krowsfeet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?

The European Onion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?

A macauliflower

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?

Not necesscelery!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BeersForSmarch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sw33tcheeks427
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Judge-Bredd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anddditburns
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