Perspire Puns

A list of puns related to "Perspire"

What are you when you perspire in a sweater

You become the sweater

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👤︎ u/UnholyRingbearer8819
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration...

and 40% willingness to cheat.

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👤︎ u/DemiserofD
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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When you exercise and start perspiring...

you are quite literally a sweater.

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👤︎ u/flumanchu
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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Did you hear about what happened your sweaty uncle?

He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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My wife thinks I’m sweat

And She’s my ins-perspiration

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👤︎ u/unknownamouse
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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My aunty smells well nice...

She’s my anti perspirant.

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👤︎ u/270517
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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