Sauna Puns

A list of puns related to "Sauna"

What do you call two people arguing in a sauna?

A heated debate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VileTouch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a psychiatrist in a sauna?

heatshrink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rob85048
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Don’t speak to me when we’re inside the sauna.

I’m steamed up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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When I want a sauna I must have the whole thing to myself.

I have selfish steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you get if you put a dog in a sauna?

A hotdog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tortol9
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why did the train go to the sauna?

To blow off some steam πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸš‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burnyhotmemes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Who takes care of saunas?

Humid Resources

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vernal59
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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If Jon Snow enters a sauna how quickly does he become Jon Water?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Saunas used to be the place where men talked business.

There were heated discussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisboishere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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My girlfriend refuses to use the sauna alone.

Self-steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BcbornLeo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I asked Dad about his first date with mom, he said he took her to a sauna. Why?

He wanted it to be a hot date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiWizrius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call someone driving through a sauna?

A steam roller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soap_Mactavish_141
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I've been dealing with confidence issues, so I bought a sauna.

It's so I can give my self a steam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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When you're a in the sauna enjoying your solitude when Ashton Kutcher walks in...

You just got steam plunked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhNoreallyReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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It's like a sauna in here...

https://media.giphy.com/media/2U56UcEcG7nQA/giphy.gif

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigtuna7O
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2016
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So I took my dad to a sauna...

Me: So why did you want to come here in the first place?

Dad: I wanted to let off some steam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sufficientrobotics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennybyrnes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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Where do guys get their self esteam?

The sauna.

EDIT: esteem*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spottyottydopalicius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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