Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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"He had no excuzi so we took his jacuzzi"
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📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Jacuzzi" and Yakuza
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📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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I keep getting the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

(EDIT -- Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!)

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?

Bubble-O Seven.

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👤︎ u/vEnoM_420
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Jacuzzis and Hot Tubs...

are like two pees in a pond

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My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store

She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.

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I got the word "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia.

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📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I've gone and confused the words 'Yakuza' with 'Jacuzzi'

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' confused

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia

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👤︎ u/Faiz_Clan
📅︎ May 03 2020
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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused

Now I’m hot water with the Japanese mafia

(Saw on another subreddit, it belonged here)

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📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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I got jacuzzi and yakuza confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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I got Yakuza and Jacuzzi mixed up

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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I got the words jacuzzi and yakuza confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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I mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I once accidentally mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".

I am now in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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👤︎ u/tim696969
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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I got the words "jacuzzi" and " yakuza" confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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📅︎ May 14 2019
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What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?

Bubble-0 Seven.

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📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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I got the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia..

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📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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When I was younger I would confuse the words Jacuzzi and Yakuza

It got me into some pretty hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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I got the words jacuzzi and yakuza confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the japaneese mafia.

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