My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
Why do vampires suck blood from their victim’s jugular?
Because they are neck romantic.
Straight for the jugular
In a group chat with my mom and dad discussing meeting up for dinner.
Mom : ok. We are on the way. We usually get a table in the bar area.
Me : well I'm sitting at the bar drinking a margarita. If you can't find me, check the floor.
Dad : they sweep the trash out every 15 min, so don't fall off the bar stool.
If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns...
Just go for the juggler.
If attacked by a mob of clowns imgur.com/uTzXU3u
