You just have to listen varicosely.
You have to listen varicosely
He was loded!
You would be dead
A joke my teacher told me in like grade 5
They're varicose to the skin
I'm honestly so sorry
My little sister told him that she wants to get her friend the Frozen DVD... To which he responded "Why would you get her a frozen DVD? A thawed DVD would work much better".
I really miss him, he was the coalest man I knew
They just kept trying in vein!
I have two kids, a three year old daughter and a one year old son. Today as we were driving home, my daughter said for the first time “dad I’m hungry” and I felt the power course through my veins knowing I was about to reach the pinnacle of existence. I delivered the revered line and my wife just looked at me and I knew I had achieved everything in life.
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
A trophy!!!
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
The correct answer was blood vessels.
Ya, most users are taking the Lord's name in vein.
So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain
But I remembered you shouldn't use the Lords name in vein
I hate to say it but I'm not a huge fan of donating blood. I guess its cuz needles really get under my skin. But at least its not all in vein.
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
This actually happened a couple years ago, but I've decided to finally come out if lurking to share it here.
I was on a trip with some friends and we had stopped for lunch. We weren't very busy so my buddy and I shared a plate of wings and a couple pitchers of beer. When it came to pay, the bill was $20.01 (I don't remember how much it actually was, but it was an odd number) and we just split the bill down the middle. When we got our checks, his had the extra penny. We joked about him paying so much more, and so I said I would add an extra penny to my tip, plus one more penny to one up him.
Afterwards when we were walking out my buddy turned to me and said "do you think she'll she even notice?" I said "I like to think that she will notice and maybe chuckle at it. Besides pennies can add up and make a difference, but that's just my 2 cents"
I am not a dad yet. But I definitely feel the fatherly humor running through my veins.
she's very vein.
`It was his weather vein.
pencil-vein-yeah
I got the flu vaccination, but I got sick anyway, so I guess it was all in vein
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
Vein-illa.
its death is in vein
I’m pretty vein about it
Because their job is in vein.
But my friends say I'm too vein
but it was all in vein
My kids and i had some fun with these on a car trip this past weekend...
What do zombie plumbers crave? Draaaaains!!!
What do zombie pilots crave? Planes... Plaaaanes!
What do zombie conductors crave? Traaaains!
What do zombie opthalmologists crave? Fraaames!
What do zombie construction workers crave? Craaanes!
What do zombie nurses crave? Paaains!
...
What do vampires crave? Blood.
Guess it was in vein.
But it was all in vein.
...they loved in vein.
then does that mean they die in vein?
You just have to listen varicosely
if you listen varicosely.
if you listen varicosely
You can hear the blood in your veins. If you listen... varicosely
