My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type

As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggNogAgenda
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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.

Unfortunately it was a Type-O.

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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type

As he died he kept on insisting for us to β€œbe positive”, but it’s hard without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubbyK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood

Turns out it was a Type-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooRobots9182
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?

Blood blisters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apolaine
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Why is the doctor at the blood bank picky about her dates?

She has A type

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cresendo77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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How do you draw blood?

With a red marker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said β€œnow you’re really the half-blood prince”.

Because he only had half his blood left

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?

"It's typ o."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumbertoast89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Would you like to hear a bad joke about blood?

*dad joke

Sorry. It was a Type O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What is the most common misspelled blood group ?

Type O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What's the most common blood type in Canada?

Eh positive

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Blood ties
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did the horse get on his blood test

B Neigh-getive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.

At least he told us to be positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What did my doctor tell me after checking my blood test for spelling errors?

He told me it was Typo Negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourpaljenkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him

Oh that's negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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*Sad Red Blood Cell Noises*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Had to have blood taken today. Staff tried to put needle in but didn't go into the blood vessel.

So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)

Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?

Nurse: Yes, a low one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I took a blood test today

It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive

The rabbit says β€œI’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsfmd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What type of blood do people from Taiwan have?

Taipei

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaesquared
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My doctor forgot to document my blood type.

It was a typo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What's a journalists least favourite blood type?

Type-O!

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I had this blood test last week and didn't study

Good thing I managed to get a B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iyxnoluwa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatotime00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did you know you can hear blood flowing close to the skin?

You just have to listen varicosely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalCWP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Blood...

My daughter was in and out of the hospital a lot when she was a kid. One day she came home, and she asked me if I knew what the doctors used to draw blood. I said a needle. She said no a red crayon!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Blood relationship
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi_akshat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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You know what really makes my blood boil?

The vacuum of space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaCaton
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What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?

Mesquite-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinsfamousch1li
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A rabbit, a priest, and an elder walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I'm type-o."

Technically it's a mom joke since my mother-in-law told me....but I still laughed a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KittyeThePhotog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a type O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatriotASR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood

Unfortunately it was a Type-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingbeans312
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a Type-O.”

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be type o.”

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I'm a type O."

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