A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
On what type of plate does Dracula get his blood soup served on?
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him
What's a journalists least favourite blood type?
The nurse kept insisting my blood was Type-A
I said "NO! IT MUST BE A TYPE-O"
What blood type does a pessimist have?
My doctor told me I had Type-A blood...
My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood.
An acronym walked into a blood-bank and asked to get his blood-type checked. Nurse said...
No need. You're a Type-o.
What is the blood type of a motivational speaker?
My dad passed away last year because my family didn't know blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion.
As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.
Needing a blood transfusion I asked my nurse what my blood type was..
She replied "A+"
the dad in me had to let it out...
"Well I always was top of the class"
I now understand what a visible groan looks like.....
What type of blood do you give a pessimistic person?
My coworker found out her blood type
Coworker: I'm B positive...be positive, get it?!
Me: I'd laugh, but I'm A negative person.
Unfortunately my father passed away because we couldn’t figure out his blood type
His last words were “be positive”
Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type “O”.
I guess we can call it a typo.
My blood test result said my blood type was type A
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
What type of blood do people from Taiwan have?
They told me that my blood was type A
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
My grandfather died because the report said that he needed Type-A blood
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O
I think my blood type is Type O
My Dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
It was such a sad day yet he kept telling us to Be Positive.
My grandfather died because they thought he had type-A blood
What blood type does a proofreader have?
What type of blood does an optimist have?
The doctors said that my blood was type-A
My grandpa died because the report said he had Type-A blood.
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
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