G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
I just majorly fucked up.
y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..
At some point, we'll have to draw the line
What is Cardi B’s name after she went to the gym?
My wife asked me what B vitamins I was taking
Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?
My underprivileged friend will only listen to the b side of his records.
It’s like he lives on the other side of the tracks.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?
I heard that Cardi B won a certificate for being crazy.
I guess she's a certified freak.
What comes before part B?
Police chief: "Why did you arrest Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, and Ed Helms?"
Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
If there were months on an alternative “Planet-B”, would they be named the same?
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
I saw an old Subaru that was missing a letter B.
Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
"Dad! I'm so chuffed, I got a B in reading."
My friend told me, “You have a B.A., Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.”
It was a third degree burn.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting “f#ck”, “b#ll&cks”, “w#nker”!
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?
Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
If pronouncing my 'b's' as 'v's' makes me sound Russian....
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?
Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?
She's an athletic trainer
Her name is Cardi-O
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who’s a fitness instructor?
TIL that Cardi B has a sister. She’s a personal trainer.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...