b-ears
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︎ May 09 2021
G โ A โ B โ C โ D โ E โ G โ F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..
At some point, we'll have to draw the line
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What is Cardi Bโs name after she went to the gym?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
My wife asked me what B vitamins I was taking
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︎ May 04 2021
Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Sushi A to sushi B:
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︎ Apr 23 2021
My underprivileged friend will only listen to the b side of his records.
Itโs like he lives on the other side of the tracks.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I heard that Cardi B won a certificate for being crazy.
I guess she's a certified freak.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What comes before part B?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Police chief: "Why did you arrest Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, and Ed Helms?"
Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."
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︎ Mar 13 2021
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
If there were months on an alternative โPlanet-Bโ, would they be named the same?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I saw an old Subaru that was missing a letter B.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy
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︎ Feb 21 2021
B 206
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level
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︎ Feb 13 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
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︎ Dec 10 2020
"Dad! I'm so chuffed, I got a B in reading."
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︎ Jan 29 2021
b
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︎ Dec 11 2020
My friend told me, โYou have a B.A., Masterโs, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.โ
It was a third degree burn.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting โf#ckโ, โb#ll&cksโ, โw#nkerโ!
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
B without ears
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
B)
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
If pronouncing my 'b's' as 'v's' makes me sound Russian....
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Do you know Cardi B has a sister whoโs an athletic trainer ?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?
She's an athletic trainer
Her name is Cardi-O
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︎ Dec 19 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoโs a fitness instructor?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
TIL that Cardi B has a sister. Sheโs a personal trainer.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
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