Banana puns
Theyβre very aβpeeling.
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Had an unexpected delivery turn up at our house earlier, 2700 bananas.
Tonight, we eat like kongs.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Bananas
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︎ Sep 14 2020
How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
So I read a study the other day claiming that βhumans eat more bananas than monkeysβ
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I saw a Luke Skywalker sticker on some bananas
At least it wasnβt darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What did the pea say to the banana before going out?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
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︎ Nov 17 2020
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︎ Nov 05 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Why are bananas favored over grapes?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Why are Bananas so Popular?
Because they have a Peel for Everyone!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?
He is currently appealing his case.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I would tell a banana Joke
Nevermind it's not very appealing
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?
They were not a-ppealing.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor's.
It wasn't peeling to well.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Hey kids, do you know why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it wasnβt peeling well
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why should you be a banana for Halloween?
Because you know your costume has a-peel!
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︎ Oct 03 2020
When will you know if a banana is sick?
When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I think this guy is going bananas. literally.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Why did the banana go too the doctor
He wasn't PEELING very well
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2015 we ate over 74 million bananas and only 6 monkeys.
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︎ May 23 2020
Since this is a βNanaβ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a βbaβ. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a βbananaβ on the counter.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
I mean, when is the last time you ate a monkey?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing. Bananas don't talk.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Why did the banana got to the doctor?
He wasnβt peeling well....
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︎ Sep 14 2020
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Banana Bread
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Can i tell a banana joke?
nevermind it just 'slipped' my mind
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?
He didnβt peel too well
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Orange you glad I didnβt say banana.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
"Walnut, Date and Banana Bread?", I exclaimed to the barista...
"Yes, it is really nice." She said cheerfully
"Oh no, I don't agree with Dates, too many bad experiences for me" I said with a smirk ear to ear.
"Oh, really? Why is that?" She asked.
Calmly I said, "They all end badly."
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Did you hear about the banana that was a prosecutor?
He won the conviction, but slipped up on appeal.
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︎ May 31 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Jun 26 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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