Had an unexpected delivery turn up at our house earlier, 2700 bananas.
Tonight, we eat like kongs.
How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
So I read a study the other day claiming that “humans eat more bananas than monkeys”
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I saw a Luke Skywalker sticker on some bananas
At least it wasn’t darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
What did the pea say to the banana before going out?
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Why are bananas favored over grapes?
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why are Bananas so Popular?
Because they have a Peel for Everyone!
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?
He is currently appealing his case.
I would tell a banana Joke
Nevermind it's not very appealing
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?
They were not a-ppealing.
Why did the banana go to the doctor's.
It wasn't peeling to well.
Hey kids, do you know why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
Why should you be a banana for Halloween?
Because you know your costume has a-peel!
When will you know if a banana is sick?
When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)
I think this guy is going bananas. literally.
Why did the banana go too the doctor
He wasn't PEELING very well
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2015 we ate over 74 million bananas and only 6 monkeys.
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
I mean, when is the last time you ate a monkey?
What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing. Bananas don't talk.
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
Why did the banana got to the doctor?
He wasn’t peeling well....
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
Can i tell a banana joke?
nevermind it just 'slipped' my mind
Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
"Walnut, Date and Banana Bread?", I exclaimed to the barista...
"Yes, it is really nice." She said cheerfully
"Oh no, I don't agree with Dates, too many bad experiences for me" I said with a smirk ear to ear.
"Oh, really? Why is that?" She asked.
Calmly I said, "They all end badly."
Did you hear about the banana that was a prosecutor?
He won the conviction, but slipped up on appeal.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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