What would be bananas without 'b'?
I keep trying to successfully cover "Yes, We Have No Bananas".
So far, my attempts are fruitless.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
My son asked me "Why are bananas such popular fruits?". I replied
"Because they have a peel".
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did one banana say to the other banana?
Nothing. Bananas don't talk!
(Freshly minted from an eight year old)
Found out that my nanna used to compete in banana eating competitions until she was caught cheating...
... Then they had to ban nanna
Why did the banana forget to take out the garbage?
The truth about bruised bananas
is they're simply unappealing
Banana nut bread is the craziest food.
If it ain't bananas, it's nuts.
What do you call a shoe made out of bananas
What type of shoes do bananas wear?
A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
The banana peel forgot what it was doing on the floor.
Must’ve slipped its mind.
I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
Where would you learn to make banana split?
Last week I tried an all banana diet.
I didn’t find it very appealing.
Had an unexpected delivery turn up at our house earlier, 2700 bananas.
Tonight, we eat like kongs.
I don’t really like rotten bananas...
They’re not very a-peeling.
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
So I read a study the other day claiming that “humans eat more bananas than monkeys”
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why are bananas delicious?
Because they're full of potassiyum.
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Why was the banana attracted to the other banana?
Where did the banana sleep?
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
I saw a Luke Skywalker sticker on some bananas
At least it wasn’t darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side
Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?
He is currently appealing his case.
Why are bananas favored over grapes?
I would tell a banana Joke
Nevermind it's not very appealing
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
Why are Bananas so Popular?
Because they have a Peel for Everyone!
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