Banana puns

They’re very a’peeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daugarten
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Had an unexpected delivery turn up at our house earlier, 2700 bananas.

Tonight, we eat like kongs.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Bananas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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How did the gymnast banana injure itself?

By doing the splits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossdabose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip

When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorMinceMeat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?

Which makes sense, because I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nadajoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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So I read a study the other day claiming that β€œhumans eat more bananas than monkeys”

Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I saw a Luke Skywalker sticker on some bananas

At least it wasn’t darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiranamisu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomguy6282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What did the pea say to the banana before going out?

Peas out!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solofic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?

Because he thought he was very apPEELing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Banana for scale imgur.com/vWkEliR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoBeefy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why are bananas favored over grapes?

More apeel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".

Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why are Bananas so Popular?

Because they have a Peel for Everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brianna-Jo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.

They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?

He is currently appealing his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weazel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I would tell a banana Joke

Nevermind it's not very appealing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/familiarfloor6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?

They were not a-ppealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why did the banana go to the doctor's.

It wasn't peeling to well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Hey kids, do you know why did the banana go to the hospital?

He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why did the banana cross the road?

Because it wasn’t peeling well

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FWRFWRFWR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why should you be a banana for Halloween?

Because you know your costume has a-peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uminx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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When will you know if a banana is sick?

When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadLEGZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I think this guy is going bananas. literally.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurretWalk1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why did the banana go too the doctor

He wasn't PEELING very well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamiraiBarry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?

Medications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

In 2015 we ate over 74 million bananas and only 6 monkeys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameTheTrait
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?

I mean, when is the last time you ate a monkey?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Young-Grandpa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nothing. Bananas don't talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?

Explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveb106
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Why did the banana got to the doctor?

He wasn’t peeling well....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oztourist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

A slipper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Banana Bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dedpeepl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Can i tell a banana joke?

nevermind it just 'slipped' my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoArtist69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?

He didn’t peel too well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zura1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenotoriouswtf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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"Walnut, Date and Banana Bread?", I exclaimed to the barista...

"Yes, it is really nice." She said cheerfully

"Oh no, I don't agree with Dates, too many bad experiences for me" I said with a smirk ear to ear.

"Oh, really? Why is that?" She asked.

Calmly I said, "They all end badly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cayphed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Did you hear about the banana that was a prosecutor?

He won the conviction, but slipped up on appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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