Get him some Juice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoyPaul66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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What if someone made raisins with juice in them

That would be grape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That1GuyPrivate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice

They were really sour about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angoram
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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why did the orange juice factory worker get fired

lack of concentrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sickycrimson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins

It’s the weight and c approach I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied

β€œIt’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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My clippers ran out of juice half way through shaving so I started to beat the heck out of em...

...for extra battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clouc1223
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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I used to work at the orange juice factory..

I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?

You consomme out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?

Ya basic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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What do you call a juice with no ice in it?

Ju.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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What do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice?

A Daycare's Buzzin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamugo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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The orange juice was studying very hard

It looked concentrated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTfromMARS007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Why did the orange become juice?

He couldn't handle the pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterAldona
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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What did Julius Ceasar say after a disappointing sip of his overly sweet orange juice?

Meh. Too fruity.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Concentrated orange juice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseStabMe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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If lemon juice is lemonade

then cum juice is DECADE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmmmmmmble_trauma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I inhaled my juice when I read this, now I'm coffin'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cooldude075
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.

I just couldn’t concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popepepe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice

This would be funny but there’s no punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanditoHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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How will Juice Wrld be buried?

In a Juice box.

(Forgive me if too soon)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbm72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Windows made from apple juice
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Whenever I read this on green juices...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxyfox22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Dad, how is it possible to drink juice using a straw?

Well, hun, pv=nrt.

(Too nerdy?... I think so.. but made me chuckle so sharing for you all loser dads out there)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gujjubhai123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I used to have a job in a juice factory

Then I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ton_0f_Clay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory.

I couldn't concentrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why did the juice box call the police?

Because it was graped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Always drink apple juice.

Because OJ will kill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTurbanMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I drove by a truck carrying canned orange juice and I almost got into an accident.

I should have concentrated on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory

I just couldn’t concentrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Juice joke

Long ago there was an ancient alien civilization called the Capri. The Capri weren’t humanoid creatures in fact they most resembled a juice pouch. Their planet was under attack and so out of desperation two Capri sent their alien child to earth. After a long ride the baby landed on earth. The Capri was soon found be two loving parents and was raised like a regular child. After his first day at school he came home and said to his dad β€œDad, why am I not like the other kids”. The dad looked at him and said β€œbecause you’re a Capri, son”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TropicalWin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Don’t you hate that the carton of orange juice says concentrate

But never says for how long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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If the label on the orange juice says β€œno pulp”, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esjay86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why was the girl in the grocery store staring at the orange juice?

Because it said 'concentrate'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyNeo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?

Because it said β€œconcentrate”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schneckesweets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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If i drink blueberry juice, i'll have bluetooth?

_(..)/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterMaster____
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Why aren't iPhone chargers or batteries called "apple juice"?

Was redirected from r/nostupidquestions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edp221
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What’s a pirate’s favorite juice?

The Hi-C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papserk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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My first job was at an orange juice factory...

I got canned though, because I couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigSubpoena
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why did James Cagney drink so much orange juice?

For the vitamin, see?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRWeston
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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My job at the orange juice factory didn’t go well.

I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evetSgiB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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For only 300,000 Gallons Of Lemon Juice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoiBotEXE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Today I mixed Holy water and prune juice together to make a new drink.

It gave me a religious movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodlyearth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I juice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/V10LIFESMATTER
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Where does an orange go to become juice?

A concentration camp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HTreecko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Why is that guy staring at the can of orange juice for 3 hours now?

Because it says "concentrated"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why did the blonde girl stare at the can of orange juice?

Cuz it said concentrate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pradan_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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A group of kindergarteners stand single file, anticipating their daily juice boxes.

Punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rahzek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Somehow my daughter spilled apple juice in her hair.

She's fine now. I put a Bounty on her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoku_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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My dog swallowed a watch. So I’m keeping myself busy by giving him laxatives and prune juice every hour.

Anything to pass the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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My wife just blended some carrot juice...

Me - "Hey Kids! Want some fresh, orange, juice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rex_Mundi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Do you think oranges want to become juice?

or are they pressed into it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a49620366
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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I recently lost my job at the orange juice factory.

I just couldn’t concentrate

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Why did the astronomer say no to Orange Juice?

He preferred Betelgeuse...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spip72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Proof Big Papi was on the juice.

http://i.imgur.com/M357w6o.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huphelmeyer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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This juice.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fromanny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I accomplished drinking the orange juice

Suck zest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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My son said he didn't like drinking juice with a straw

I told him to suck it up.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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I tried telling a joke at the juice bar...

But they didn't let me get to the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryFondOreo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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Did you hear about the guy that was fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISFJ-T
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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What do you get when you mix apple juice and tequila?

A diaharita.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Targetsb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterS42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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I can't use my laptop anymore because I spilled apple juice on it.

It was a cider attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGhostKing33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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I decided I'd buy some stocks in the apple juice industry

But I was arrested for having in-cider information

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bread_Princess
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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What do you call a place where you wait for fruit juice?

The punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sketchapotamus
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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The store had 50% off on orange juice.

I guess you could say it was rejuiced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingi64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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Masturbation is the best way to get your creative juices flowing.

That's why they call it a "stroke of genius" when you finally come up with something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyEndsleigh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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Do oranges like being juice?

or are they pressed into it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurufinwe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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Why is everyone over there waiting for juice?

That's the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fr4gnetic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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My 7 year old daughter asked to have a glass of juice while she worked on her homework.

What kind would you like? I asked.

Orange juice. It helps me concentrate.

My daughter will make a great dad some day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObviouslyJoking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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The price of juice has come down

Does that make it rejuiced?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BSG_apollo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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I came home to find my 7 year old son staring at an orange juice container.

I asked him why he was doing that.

He said "it says concentrate!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisissami
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Where did the crusaders put their juice?

In de juice vult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagmaNaught
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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I used to run a Juice Bar, but had to shut it down...

I just didn't have enough passion fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVeryNearFuture
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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I used to work at an orange juice factory...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/11lucy123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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My wife and I were buying juice...

...and it dawned on me: No wonder our kids have ADD, all of our juice is "Not From Concentrate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetallone7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I got fired from the orange juice factory because

I couldn't concentrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMasterDerpy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why should you only drink apple juice?

Because OJ will kill you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthedreamteam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I always drink apple juice...

Because OJ will kill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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