Why didn't the lemon juice like the soap?

because he was basic

πŸ‘οΈŽ 7
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/giggizard
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2021
🚨︎ report
It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice

Because that would be in cider trading

πŸ‘οΈŽ 90
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/canyuse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2021
🚨︎ report
So I used to work at an orange juice factory...

But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 12
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrimaryStrict
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
🚨︎ report
- I once got fired from a canned juice company.
  • I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 114
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Salamander7965
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
🚨︎ report
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said β€œconcentrate from Turkey”

Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfterEffectserror
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2021
🚨︎ report
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?

You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No-Suggestion-9504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
🚨︎ report
I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.

I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2021
🚨︎ report
My job application was rejected by a juice company...

I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 9
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call some who steals a glass of juice on a cruise?

A pirate of the Hi-Cs!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 9
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2021
🚨︎ report
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.

I had in-cider information.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 39
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2021
🚨︎ report
When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.

"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."

πŸ‘οΈŽ 10
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/logansworth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2021
🚨︎ report
Get him some Juice
πŸ‘οΈŽ 2k
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoyPaul66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
🚨︎ report
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 57
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
🚨︎ report
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!

This is not the right whey.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justafleetingmoment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
🚨︎ report
Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.

So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ajellysandwich
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
🚨︎ report
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.

My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-

πŸ‘οΈŽ 20
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ProfessorPeterr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
🚨︎ report
I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.

I need to concentrate.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 9
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pirateahoj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
🚨︎ report
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.

It was a cider attack.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 30
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2020
🚨︎ report
I once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when I asked him why he was doing that,

he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."

πŸ‘οΈŽ 18
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/agsederq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
🚨︎ report
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins

It’s the weight and c approach I guess

πŸ‘οΈŽ 234
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/seatheous
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call juice with no ice in it?

Ju

πŸ‘οΈŽ 10
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
🚨︎ report
New album by Juice Springsteen
πŸ‘οΈŽ 12
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnideOctopus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
🚨︎ report
What if someone made raisins with juice in them

That would be grape

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That1GuyPrivate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2020
🚨︎ report
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice

They were really sour about it

πŸ‘οΈŽ 34
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Angoram
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2020
🚨︎ report
β€œDad, how do we make orange juice from the concentrate?” -5yo

β€œWe use 3 cans of water to distract it.”

β€œWhat?”

β€œYa it should lose focus soon enough.”

the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.

This happened tonight. We were talking about β€œconcentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like β€œwhy does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says β€˜concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/8bagels
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
🚨︎ report
TIFU by telling a joke while overfilling a pitcher with that hawaiian juice drink...

I forgot the punch line

πŸ‘οΈŽ 4
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
🚨︎ report
how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?

You consomme out of him.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
🚨︎ report
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied

β€œIt’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

πŸ‘οΈŽ 138
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2020
🚨︎ report
My clippers ran out of juice half way through shaving so I started to beat the heck out of em...

...for extra battery

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clouc1223
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?

Pulp fiction.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 51
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 29
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?

Ya basic!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 9
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jspittman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2020
🚨︎ report
I inhaled my juice when I read this, now I'm coffin'
πŸ‘οΈŽ 51
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cooldude075
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2019
🚨︎ report
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
πŸ‘οΈŽ 37
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Concentrated orange juice
πŸ‘οΈŽ 17
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PleaseStabMe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice?

A Daycare's Buzzin'

πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bamugo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the orange become juice?

He couldn't handle the pressure.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 16
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MisterAldona
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Windows made from apple juice
πŸ‘οΈŽ 16
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-and-B-Productions
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2019
🚨︎ report
The orange juice was studying very hard

It looked concentrated

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NOTfromMARS007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2020
🚨︎ report
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...

Just couldn't concentrate.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 165
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
🚨︎ report
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press conference

πŸ‘οΈŽ 10
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
🚨︎ report
I used to work at the orange juice factory..

I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...

πŸ‘οΈŽ 12
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2020
🚨︎ report
I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.

I just couldn’t concentrate.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5k
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Popepepe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2018
🚨︎ report
I got fired from the orange juice factory because

I couldn't concentrate

πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theMasterDerpy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.