I got canned from a Orange juice factory...

Just couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when I asked him why he was doing that,

he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agsederq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins

It’s the weight and c approach I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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β€œDad, how do we make orange juice from the concentrate?” -5yo

β€œWe use 3 cans of water to distract it.”

β€œWhat?”

β€œYa it should lose focus soon enough.”

the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.

This happened tonight. We were talking about β€œconcentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like β€œwhy does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says β€˜concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bagels
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Concentrated orange juice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseStabMe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why did the orange become juice?

He couldn't handle the pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterAldona
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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The orange juice was studying very hard

It looked concentrated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTfromMARS007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What did Julius Ceasar say after a disappointing sip of his overly sweet orange juice?

Meh. Too fruity.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice

This would be funny but there’s no punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanditoHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I drove by a truck carrying canned orange juice and I almost got into an accident.

I should have concentrated on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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If the label on the orange juice says β€œno pulp”, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esjay86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Don’t you hate that the carton of orange juice says concentrate

But never says for how long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?

Because it said β€œconcentrate”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schneckesweets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Why did James Cagney drink so much orange juice?

For the vitamin, see?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRWeston
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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My job at the orange juice factory didn’t go well.

I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evetSgiB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Where does an orange go to become juice?

A concentration camp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HTreecko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Do you think oranges want to become juice?

or are they pressed into it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a49620366
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Why did the astronomer say no to Orange Juice?

He preferred Betelgeuse...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spip72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I accomplished drinking the orange juice

Suck zest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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The store had 50% off on orange juice.

I guess you could say it was rejuiced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingi64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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I used to work at an orange juice factory...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/11lucy123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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I came home to find my 7 year old son staring at an orange juice container.

I asked him why he was doing that.

He said "it says concentrate!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisissami
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press conference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I used to work at the orange juice factory..

I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.

I just couldn’t concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popepepe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I got fired from the orange juice factory because

I couldn't concentrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMasterDerpy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory.

I couldn't concentrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory

I just couldn’t concentrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why was the girl in the grocery store staring at the orange juice?

Because it said 'concentrate'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyNeo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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My first job was at an orange juice factory...

I got canned though, because I couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigSubpoena
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I recently lost my job at the orange juice factory.

I just couldn’t concentrate

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Why is that guy staring at the can of orange juice for 3 hours now?

Because it says "concentrated"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why did the blonde girl stare at the can of orange juice?

Cuz it said concentrate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pradan_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that was fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISFJ-T
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterS42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Do oranges like being juice?

or are they pressed into it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurufinwe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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I got fired from an orange juice factory...

I got fired from an orange juice factory because I just couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsb2001
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