I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when I asked him why he was doing that,
he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and c approach I guess
“Dad, how do we make orange juice from the concentrate?” -5yo
“We use 3 cans of water to distract it.”
“What?”
“Ya it should lose focus soon enough.”
the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.
This happened tonight. We were talking about “concentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like “why does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says ‘concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Concentrated orange juice
Why did the orange become juice?
He couldn't handle the pressure.
The orange juice was studying very hard
What did Julius Ceasar say after a disappointing sip of his overly sweet orange juice?
A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice
This would be funny but there’s no punchline
I drove by a truck carrying canned orange juice and I almost got into an accident.
I should have concentrated on the road.
What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?
If the label on the orange juice says “no pulp”, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
Don’t you hate that the carton of orange juice says concentrate
But never says for how long.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?
Because it said “concentrate”
Why did James Cagney drink so much orange juice?
My job at the orange juice factory didn’t go well.
I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
Where does an orange go to become juice?
Do you think oranges want to become juice?
or are they pressed into it?
Why did the astronomer say no to Orange Juice?
He preferred Betelgeuse...
I accomplished drinking the orange juice
The store had 50% off on orange juice.
I guess you could say it was rejuiced.
I used to work at an orange juice factory...
I came home to find my 7 year old son staring at an orange juice container.
I asked him why he was doing that.
He said "it says concentrate!"
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
I used to work at the orange juice factory..
I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...
I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.
I just couldn’t concentrate.
I got fired from the orange juice factory because
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory
I just couldn’t concentrate
Why was the girl in the grocery store staring at the orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate'
My first job was at an orange juice factory...
I got canned though, because I couldn't concentrate.
I recently lost my job at the orange juice factory.
I just couldn’t concentrate
Why is that guy staring at the can of orange juice for 3 hours now?
Because it says "concentrated"
Why did the blonde girl stare at the can of orange juice?
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
Did you hear about the guy that was fired from the orange juice factory?
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate...
Do oranges like being juice?
or are they pressed into it?
I got fired from an orange juice factory...
I got fired from an orange juice factory because I just couldn't concentrate.
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