Just couldn't concentrate.
Lack of concentration.
I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
WORKING ON A JOB
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned I just couldn’t concentrate. . Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. . After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow. . Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting. . I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. . I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard. . My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t note worthy. . I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience. . Next was a job in a shoe factory; but it just wasn’t the right fit. . I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income. . I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. . I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. . After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it. . My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.
Student: Where was the most interesting place you ever worked?
Teacher: Did I ever tell you guys about the time I worked at the orange juice factory?
Students: No
Teacher: Well I wasn't there long...I got canned.
Students: (laughter) Why did you get canned?
Teacher: Lack of concentration!
Totally made my day!!! Lol
I was on the phone with my dad last night when he told me he was fired from his second job. I hadn't heard of this second job, so I asked him what it was.
"I got fired from the orange juice factory," he said. "I couldn't concentrate."
I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...
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I got canned though, because I couldn't concentrate.
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He couldn't concentrate.
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Because he couldn't concentrate...
I got fired from an orange juice factory because I just couldn't concentrate.
"I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn’t suited to be a tailor, the muffler factory was just exhausting, couldn’t cut it as barber, didn’t have the patience to be a doctor, didn’t fit in the shoe factory, pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian!"
I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t have the patience to be a doctor; didn’t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian. I'm going to look into becoming an optometrist. We'll see.
I couldn't hack it. So i worked in a orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate. So i studied to become a doctor but I didn't have the patience. So I become a tailor but the job never suited me. So i worked in a shoe shop but I couldn't fit in. So i became a chef butI never had the tyme.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate
