I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.
Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
I once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when I asked him why he was doing that,
he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."
What do you call juice with no ice in it?
New album by Juice Springsteen
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and c approach I guess
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice
They were really sour about it
“Dad, how do we make orange juice from the concentrate?” -5yo
“We use 3 cans of water to distract it.”
“What?”
“Ya it should lose focus soon enough.”
the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.
This happened tonight. We were talking about “concentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like “why does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says ‘concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.
TIFU by telling a joke while overfilling a pitcher with that hawaiian juice drink...
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”
how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?
My clippers ran out of juice half way through shaving so I started to beat the heck out of em...
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
What do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice?
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
I inhaled my juice when I read this, now I'm coffin'
Concentrated orange juice
Why did the orange become juice?
He couldn't handle the pressure.
The orange juice was studying very hard
What did Julius Ceasar say after a disappointing sip of his overly sweet orange juice?
Windows made from apple juice
Why are lemon juice and vinegar so sour?
People keep tripping acid
Whenever I read this on green juices...
I drove by a truck carrying canned orange juice and I almost got into an accident.
I should have concentrated on the road.
How will Juice Wrld be buried?
In a Juice box.
(Forgive me if too soon)
A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice
This would be funny but there’s no punchline
Always drink apple juice.
Because OJ will kill you.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
I used to work at the orange juice factory..
I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...
I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.
I just couldn’t concentrate.
I got fired from the orange juice factory because
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory.
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