I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ May 16 2021
What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of soda?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I was hoping my friend would catch the can of lemon lime soda that I tossed her.
But unfortunately, Sierra Mist.
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︎ May 28 2021
A neutron walks into a restaurant. The neutron asks the waiter "How much is the soda?"
The waiter says "For you, no charge"
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︎ May 24 2021
My parents always pushed me to get a big job. So i worked at a soda company just to sprite them.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a nightmare about fruit soda
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︎ Apr 20 2021
did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
he was lucky it was a soft drink
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I need some Baking...soda
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What is is best soda for a 8-bit protagonist to promote?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Whatβs America's favorite soda?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why did the person with muscle pain put their doctor through a Soda Stream?
Because they needed to see a fizzier therapist.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Baking Soda
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Soda Disaster
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︎ Feb 16 2021
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.
Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.
Chemist 2 : takes litmus paper and dips it into the glass
Chemist 1 : You donβt trust me?
Chemist 2 : It was just a lye detector test.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Whatβs it called when I sneak my favorite soda into a long, boring musical?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I'm making a videogame where the enemies are soda cans!
I haven't started drawing the sprites yet.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I used to think that an ocean of soda existed...
But, it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
How much do Floridians charge the UK for soda?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Man, I really like soda, but I don't think it likes me too much.
Everytime I drink it, it comes out pissed.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I have a baking soda joke
I bet itβll get a rise out of you
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I soda not see that comming
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︎ Sep 12 2019
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︎ Dec 13 2020
How much soda can a tropical bird drink?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory
I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Should milk be considered a soda/pop?
I mean it is a calf-einated beverage.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What is this? A soda can for ants?
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
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︎ May 10 2021
I got hit in the head with a can of soda.
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Yesterday I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I got hit by a soda can in the head!
Luckily it was a soft drink.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I was assaulted with a can of soda
I'm lucky it was just a soft drink
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.
Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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︎ May 28 2020
Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.
Luckily it was a soft drink.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
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