These are the soda puns I like.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayDosson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda.

Luckily, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinecrusader
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I found this gift that I got for Christmas soda-pressing! v.redd.it/6jekcmw036861
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rk_lancer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.

Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Man, I really like soda, but I don't think it likes me too much.

Everytime I drink it, it comes out pissed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3-Clin3_2a
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?

They are both a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I once had a job pressing soda cans /r/teenagers/comments/kcb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emoneycnzh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

It was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I have a baking soda joke

I bet it’ll get a rise out of you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I was assaulted with a can of soda

I'm lucky it was just a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.

It's called Pence-a-cola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bozo_dubbed_over
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.

That's my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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How much soda can a tropical bird drink?

Tucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerseypoontappa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Should milk be considered a soda/pop?

I mean it is a calf-einated beverage.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I pack a soda in my bag everyday but it HAS to be on top.

Wouldn’t want it to get flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cris0613
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a

Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilbenator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory

I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What is a frogs favourite soda

Croak-a cola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amunethann
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcitingFail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I would like a set of containers for my kitchen. I would like to store my baking soda, borax, milk of magnesia, drain cleaner, and ammonia. Most importantly, they need to have very secure lids.

I like to keep all my bases covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legitimate-Hair
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "insert bill here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayXachos1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Ever hear the one about the ocean of soda?

It was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Waiter, I’ll have a blind soda

It means no ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevoice102
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.

Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.

Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roshamjoe_paints
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...

Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LanaBabie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I had a dream I was drowning in orange soda.

When I woke up I realized it was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikechefboyardee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...

Luckily, it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What's a frogs favourite soda?

Croak-a-cola

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I soda not see that comming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrwaffleMssyrup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy who got hit in the head with a can or soda?

Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidllama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Which state has the smallest sodas?

Mini-Sota!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smallMAN644
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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If a soda company wants to release a new flavour

they can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Santak1ng
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Did you hear about the fly that landed in a soda?

It was a soft drink he’s alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedankmister
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What is this? A soda can for ants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NTilky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Someone threw a can of soda at me!

Lucky it was a soft drink πŸ€ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I don't know why some people hated soda...

it's only a "soft" drink after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmt73441
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What's the difference between soda and pop?

One is a carbonated beverage. The other is a method of bursting bubbles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leftonasournote
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I got hit by a soda can in the head!

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joebaby1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...

It was a fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnluckyLiterature
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dg005583
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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