These are the soda puns I like.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayDosson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.

That's my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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How much soda can a tropical bird drink?

Tucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerseypoontappa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory

I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcitingFail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...

Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LanaBabie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.

Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...

Luckily, it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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Did you hear the one about the guy who got hit in the head with a can or soda?

Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidllama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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I don't know why some people hated soda...

it's only a "soft" drink after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmt73441
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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What's the difference between soda and pop?

One is a carbonated beverage. The other is a method of bursting bubbles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Which state has the smallest sodas?

Mini-Sota!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smallMAN644
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Someone threw a can of soda at me!

Lucky it was a soft drink πŸ€ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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If a soda company wants to release a new flavour

they can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Santak1ng
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dg005583
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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How do you call a teenager that drinks a lot of soda?

A canteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_creestee_
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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I soda not see that comming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrwaffleMssyrup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My kid cried when his soda fell on the ground.

I told him to suck it up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leftonasournote
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?

Ya basic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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I was going to tell a joke about some soda, but I left it for a few hours

Safe to say the joke fell flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOATYGOATZ
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joebaby1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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What is this? A soda can for ants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NTilky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I spent my whole life searching for an ocean of soda

It turned out to be a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenguyzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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My best friend was hit with a can of soda...

Good thing it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfmagistar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Soda Fett
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjazombiepirate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.

"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Ever try generic sodas?

They're like carbonated copies of the originals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What do you call a soda that is disgusting

Sodasgusting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oddeagle123456789
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Soda Fett
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why did the soda factory worker quit his job?

It was too much fizzical labor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElevatedTreeMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why did the soda-covered branch have lots of friends?

He was a fanta-stick buddy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someoneslostrock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I've always wanted to swim in a ocean of soda.

It's my fanta-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Safety_First_Guys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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People love to crush soda cans

It’s soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalojiBro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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So I've been thinking of making my own soda brand

Actually never mind, its just a Fanta-sy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What country has the best sodas?

The Carbo nation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Instead of getting fit at the gym, my dad drinks soda.

He calls it fizzyotherapy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What’s a frog’s favorite soda?

Croaka-cola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuBjUb1121
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why can you sleep on sodas?

Because it’s a soft-drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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This is soda-m funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I had a cup of soda with mold growing on it

Pop Culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I tried to cook dinner for my wife, but I accidentally added washing soda instead of baking soda.

She’s foaming at the mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?

The bartender shook his head, β€œHere comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, β€œWhat’s wrong?” The bartender replied, β€œThose guys get together and they become cantankeros.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Last night I had a dream where I drowned in an ocean of orange soda

I woke up and figured it was all a Fanta-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orion_Starrlight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I used to believe a ocean of orange soda existed...

...turns out it was just a fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joemiley
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I’m not a fan of big soda

But I’m very fond of Minnesota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dev125691
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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When my mom asked me what I wanted after my brother stole all the ice from my soda I replied:

JUSTICE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditor6872
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What's a dog's favorite soda?

Dogtor Pupper.

Thanks I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillyandstrange
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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The dog wanted to know how my soda tasted. I said it’s...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichyCigars
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda earlier.

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Crushing pop cans is soda pressing
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Mini Soda
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumBr3ad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I had a dream where I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...

Turns out it was just a fanta-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoWeGotTheLegs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethalhedgehog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Just woke up in a cold sweat after dreaming I was floating in an Ocean of Orange Soda.

Then I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tkl15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I dreamed of drowning in an ocean of Orange soda

It took me a while to realize it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seorito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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It's not "pop" or "soda," it's called "soda pop."

Because when you drink it, it soda pops in your mouth.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I saw a stick with a lot of soda laying around it

That was a fantastick sight to see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdh2294
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Got hit in the head with a soda can

I’m ok it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djquack01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do you call a soda researcher?

A fizzisist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAQ47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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My wife is mad at me because I didn’t know the difference between washing soda and baking soda.

It left her foaming at the mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Had a dream last night that I was drowning in a orange soda sea...Took me awhile to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArsenalHakon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Today I hit my son in the head with a soda can

Lucky it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheTrashPanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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This is *soda*m funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I work at a grocery store and I accidentally dropped one of the eight cases of soda I was supposed to stock on the top shelf

At least I got 7up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohitsgoin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I had a dream that i was drowning in an ocean of orange soda. . .

But when I woke I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roxann_007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My son threw a soda at my head today: So I told him I’m lucky it was a soft drink!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atmouspheric
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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Last night I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...

then I realized it was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/44tacocat44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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I always try to show my appreciation for the people at the movie theater who sell me my popcorn, soda, candy, etc.

After all, these people make a lot of concessions at work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gideonindc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I put a twig in my glass of orange soda

It was fanta-stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a small soda without a small apple in it?

Miniappleless Minisoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuitterQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have ........ a soda water.

The bartender replies β€œwhy the long paws?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda.

Luckily it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dash_hhh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...

It was a fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnluckyLiterature
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Last night I dreamed the ocean was orange soda.

It was a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda.

It was a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheshatinmyoven
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neuroticzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I dreamed about dying in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa-ash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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