Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I got hit in the head by a can of Coke today.

I'm okay, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a rum..............and coke."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smarzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I spent all day crushing coke cans yesterday.

It was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A bear goes to the bar and says "can I get one whiskey..................and one coke"

The bartender asked "why the big pause"

The bear replies "I was born with them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I stopped drinking Coke

Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Every time I invest in Coke...

I always blow it!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loup665
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.

Its soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXWOLFXx8888
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I called my wife and told her I'd pick up pizza and coke on my way back home from work, but she's not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the twins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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My mother called the cops on me because she heard I was dealing coke in the neighborhood

I tried to tell her multiple times that I was working for Pepsi, but she just wouldn't listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy

but it was all just smoke and mirrors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Nobody ever asks "How is Coke doing ?"

It's always "Is Pepsi ok ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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It’s a line of Coke!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harmful_Sadness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender β€œI’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. β€œSure thing” the bartender replies and asks β€œbut what’s with the big pause?

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The panda holds up his hands and says β€œI was born with them”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why shouldn’t you drink eight cokes?

>!Because you can throw seven up.!<

>!Credit to my wife, so /r/momjokes. She just told me this laughed more than I should have.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crs18
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Line of coke(has this been done?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkey13049
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Must have been high on coke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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My health conscious date asked me how many liters are there in a glass of coke.

I said 4 liters, 9 if you include the glass.

She said: "What!?"

Me: Yea.

Liter C.

Liter O.

Liter K.

Liter E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Decrith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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On a post about concrete coke
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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This bag of coke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanity__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Why did Diet Coke join the KKK?

Zero tolerance

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My dog got a woof of some coke, it was a ruff day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/accomjor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Before I had weights, I used to work out by lifting cases of Coke.

I had to stop, because it was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi...

I think I'm Cola blind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeteAllan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...

...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/symmetrygear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call a bottle of Coke that explodes?

Soda pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sooooolikeno
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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A bottle of coke just fell out of the fridge onto my foot.

I’m so glad it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I tried coke once

Just to see if it’s all it’s cracked up to be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djskinnypenis69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Coke on my BEBSI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iGlitchz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What happens when you drink 10 Cokes?

You burp 7-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zackie-Chun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Someone threw a can of coke at my head today....

Im ok though, it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSmoogeh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "One whiskey and ................... one coke.

"Why the big pause?" - says the bartender.

"I don't know. I was born with them" - says the bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I have a job crushing coke cans

It's soda depressing

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avigyan_33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.

Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeossin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender β€œI’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. β€œSure thing” the bartender replies and asks β€œbut what’s with the big pause?

”

The panda holds up his hands and says β€œI was born with them”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My friend hit me with a full bottle of Coke...

But it didn't hurt, because it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tummy_Olamendi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender β€œI’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. β€œSure thing” the bartender replies and asks β€œbut what’s with the big pause?

”

The panda holds up his hands and says β€œI was born with them”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.

Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke

But he was alright because it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jikuboi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender β€œI’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. β€œSure thing” the bartender replies and asks β€œbut what’s with the big pause?

”

The panda holds up his hands and says β€œI was born with them”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I got hit by a can of coke earlier.

It didn't hurt though as it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskersCleveland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I got hit in the head today with a Diet Coke. Don’t worry. I’m not hurt....

It was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danniemegz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I called my wife and said that I’ll pick up pizza and coke on the way home from work. But I was met with a stony silence.

I think she still regrets letting me name the kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.

Thank goodness it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielSnelgar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.

Don’t worry. I’m not hurt

It was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Goblin_565
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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