Coca Cola Puns

A list of puns related to "Coca Cola"

I was hit by some coca cola today...

...it didn't hurt because it was a soft drink.

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👤︎ u/Lazy-Potat
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Hey Google! Translate “¿Como estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

“Howya bean pop?”

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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What if I lifted a pack of Coca-Cola over my head for twenty minutes a day every day?

That would be soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/DoorHalfwayShut
📅︎ May 08 2020
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A guy came into the bar to order a glass of Coca-Cola's first diet drink, saying to put it on his bill.

He had a Tab.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.

It's quite the ambitious colabeeration

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👤︎ u/SexyBuu
📅︎ May 10 2020
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A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane
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👤︎ u/afukinaliengoddamnit
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing.

They always ask "is Pepsi okay"?

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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What did kim Kardashian say when marrying coca cola?

Can yay

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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As a roman emperor, I really like to drink Coca Cola. The ordinary people?

They drink Plebsi.

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👤︎ u/Devarda
📅︎ May 07 2019
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What state is home to the smallest Coca Cola factory?

Minnie-Sota

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👤︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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What does Diet Coke call Coca Cola after adoption?

Soda Pop

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👤︎ u/cvzmir
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we did.

We sorted sorta sordid sodas.

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👤︎ u/welloveramillion
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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The Coca Cola employe of the month

Coca Cola creator: Glass bottles are to expensive. We need something new and cheeper to produce. Employe of the month: I have an idea on something that CAN… giggles Coca Cola creator: THATS IT!!!!! We can sell them in plastic!!!!!

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👤︎ u/sito_YT
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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I used to have a work in a job crushing coca cola cans

But I quit - it was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/deepBlueCheese
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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Is the President of Coca-cola a Coke Head ?
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👤︎ u/cleverbutnotoverlyso
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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What do you get when you drop a Coca-Cola Zero?

Zero Coca-Cola. Duh.

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👤︎ u/RandomGuyDoes
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Instead of using weights, I've started lifting with cases of Coca-Cola...

It's soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/webguy1975
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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In Mexico, Coca Cola is made with cane sugar...

I guess you could call it "Coke-cane."

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👤︎ u/DefinitelyNotABot01
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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Did you hear about the Coca Cola truck crashing into the sheep farm?

It was soda-ram-ic.

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👤︎ u/sarahjennyv
📅︎ Oct 22 2017
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If you make a candy cane using Coca-Cola...

Would it be called coke cane?

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👤︎ u/DreamsOfTheOceanDeep
📅︎ Sep 15 2014
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