I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions

But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spotted_Lady
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What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?

Minnesota

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sergeantsexxy
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Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??

Minnesota ! HA!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/balkso
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When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied

ยฟPep? ยกSรญ!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/klaymens
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A man told me that throwing my drinks at him wouldn't hurt because I only drink soft drinks. But he was laid out when I threw a can of Arizona.

I guess he didn't expect a my tea throw.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Calthropstu
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I had to quit my last job, all I did was test soft drinks

It was just soda grading

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Scamperillium
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Where were small soft drinks invented?

Minisoda

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dandan_56
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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.

It was soda pressing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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My son threw a soda at my head today: So I told him Iโ€™m lucky it was a soft drink!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Atmouspheric
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/smartermanthenEspen
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I crush soft drink cans for a living

It's soda pressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Captm_obvious
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If soft drinks came long, thin, wooden tubes, it would be fantastick.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DarkDeathDragon
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I've always wanted an ocean of orange soft drink.

I guess you could say it's my fanta-sea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MunchHiggins
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My daughter got me really good today... What is Michael Jackson's favorite soft drink?

Peps-hee hee.

Love her so much!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dm919
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

This is seriously my dads favorite joke to tell servers when we are out. It drives my step mom up the wall.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bananapyro05
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Where are tiny soft drinks produced?

Minisoda

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rbreaux26
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I went to the Upper Midwest and I could not find a place to buy a large soft drink.

I was in mini soda.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ridley_Himself
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini soda.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lenins_left_nipple
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The mayor of Saint Paul passed a law banning large soft drinks.

Now if you want one you have to get a Minnesota

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hopelessnerd-exe
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What do you call a connection between two soft drinks?

A relationSIP

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Greasy_Chimp
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I would like to fill the entire ocean with Soft drinks

But that would just be Fanta-sy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Springtrapattacks
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What is the Grim Reaper's favourite soft drink?

Die-t Coke

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YourOneTruePleb
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What do you call a small soft drink from the north?

A mini-soda (Minnesota)!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Noobguy27
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What do you call a soft drink readying for the apocalypse?

Dr. Prepper

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BrokenMasterpiece
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 10 2014
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Which US state is famous for its extra small soft drinks?

Minnesota

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dani_SF
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Which state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/topderp1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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What state has the smallest soft drinks?

MiniSoda

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/extreme_drugs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

*I did not come up with this.

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