Heard your dad is a diabetic DJ that drinks cans of sprite during his sets...

The crowds always chanting β€˜back one again for the lemonade master’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of sprite from the grocery store.

I realised when I got home I picked 7up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RexThunderhorn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite...

When I got home, I realized I’d only picked seven up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harlienx900
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I went to the shop the other day to buy 6 cans of Sprite.

It wasn't until I got home that I realized I picked 7 up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adam14brfc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Y'all like my sprite art? v.redd.it/doqwvvw311b41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlitterPen15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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A man was hit with sprite

He is fine it was just a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I went to the store yesterday to pick up 6 cans of sprite

It wasn't till I got home that I realised I'd picked 7-up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSTech7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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That's a lot of Sprite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What’s the opposite of sprite

Spleft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSFII
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, β€œIs this a real Sprite?”

Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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What did the train say when the bartender asked how he wants his Sprite?

Engine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...

When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonderwallpersona
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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I took the r out of Sprite, just for spite!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Sprite! Sprite! Sprite!

Got my daughter this morning, she came into my room and asked for a drink. I asked her what she wanted and she said "Sprite! Sprite! Sprite!"

'Well honey, we don't have "Sprite! Sprite! Sprite!", but I could get you a regular Sprite.

She's 3, so this was hilarious to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobos_with_knives
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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Wife asked for a little Sprite.

My wife was face timing her parents with the toddler and asked me for a "little sprite to drink".

Not wanting to pass up the opportunity, I filled a demitasse cup and proceeded to hand it to her. Walking away with my subtle triumph I hear my mother in law say "I don't think that's what she asked for," and my father in law telling her it probably was a little sprite.

The rest of my wife's conversation had more mouthed "vacuums" (I presume) then normal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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Did you hear about the sprite can that jumped into the can crusher?

I hear he was soda pressed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrrage34
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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My friend asked me to go to the store and get six cans of Sprite.

I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I just went to the shop to pick up eight cans of Sprite,

But when I got home I realised I’d only picked 7Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kas348
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store

I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I went to the store to get eight cans of sprite...

But when I got back home I realized I had only picked seven up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_rh1n0_M
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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My wife sent me down the shop to get 8 cans of sprite...

But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/26326312
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Went to buy six cans of Sprite before...

But accidentally picked 7up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aburger93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I went to the store to buy a 6-pack of Sprite

But I accidentally picked 7-Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-howl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I went to the store to get 8 cans of Sprite....

But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Went this morning to pick up 6 cans of Sprite

But I accidentally picked 7up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photosynthesis0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I went in the store to get 6 sprites but in the end i picked 7 up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/m81092
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I went to the shop to by six cans of Sprite...

When I got home I realised I had picked 7up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stainesymojo
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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I went to the store to pick up 6 cans of Sprite.

It was only when I got home I realized I picked 7 up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheModernNano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite.

Got to the office and realized I picked 7 up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_perfect_sonnet
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Went to the shop the other day to buy 6 cans of Sprite.

Only when I got home did I realise I'd picked 7-Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliminarKebab
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...

When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonderwallpersona
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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I went to the shop to pick up a 6 pack of Sprite

It was only when I got home and realised I picked 7-Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kronikbetty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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