What was the SNES programmers' favorite drink?

Sprite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlarioKath
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A man was hit with sprite

He is fine it was just a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What's a pixie's favorite drink?

Sprite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaiusnutcassius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, β€œIs this a real Sprite?”

Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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You know what happened to the guy who chugged 8 Pepsis at once?

...He burped 7 up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chungus_wungus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My dad hates it when I drink soda

Whenever we go out, he orders it just in sprite of me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmethylphenol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Sprite! Sprite! Sprite!

Got my daughter this morning, she came into my room and asked for a drink. I asked her what she wanted and she said "Sprite! Sprite! Sprite!"

'Well honey, we don't have "Sprite! Sprite! Sprite!", but I could get you a regular Sprite.

She's 3, so this was hilarious to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobos_with_knives
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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Wife asked for a little Sprite.

My wife was face timing her parents with the toddler and asked me for a "little sprite to drink".

Not wanting to pass up the opportunity, I filled a demitasse cup and proceeded to hand it to her. Walking away with my subtle triumph I hear my mother in law say "I don't think that's what she asked for," and my father in law telling her it probably was a little sprite.

The rest of my wife's conversation had more mouthed "vacuums" (I presume) then normal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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My friend hit me with a full bottle of Coke...

But it didn't hurt, because it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tummy_Olamendi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Today I hit my son in the head with a soda can

Lucky it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheTrashPanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My friend used this today on our waitress...

We were placing our drink orders:

"I'll have a coke."

"Is Pepsi okay?"

"I don't know, what happened to him?!"

I'm not sure if the joke went over her head, or if she was annoyed from hearing it, but she didn't laugh as much as we did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rebar_Bryant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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My girlfriend was sad and I made it worse

A couple weeks ago we went to the oddball comedyfest show and after it was over we took the train back to my house.

Had picked up some drinks on the way back and are waiting in the train station.

My girlfriend said "Oh my god this is so depressing that the show is over!"

I put my Sprite against the wall with some force and held it there and said

"No this is soda pressing"

Groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnMcNutInMyButt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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Every time we go out for breakfast. EVERY TIME

Waitress: How would you like your toast?

Dad: Uh.... toasted?

BONUS: DINNER TIME!

Waitress:What would you like for a drink?

Dad: Do you have sprite?

Waitress: Yes we do!

Dad: That's good to know. I'll take a coke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troglafight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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What is a fairy’s favorite drink?

Sprite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fenderhobbes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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