The new Nas album Kingβs Disease may not have been the GOAT
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I was gonna post a joke about Sodium but then I was like Na, people wouldnβt understand it.
Haahhahahahahaa i hilarious
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︎ Mar 09 2020
I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought.....Na, no one will get it
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︎ Feb 06 2020
When you say "na" to someone
you are just being salty.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
He did na-zi that coming
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I tagged Netgear in a photo on Instagram about a NAS server I setup using their router...
They replied back "Very NAS"
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︎ Apr 09 2014
If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
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︎ Nov 11 2018
Hava Na-gila monster
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Is that battery used? Na, itβs...
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︎ Feb 07 2019
I wanted to write a joke about sodium but then I was like na none of yaβll will get it
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
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︎ Mar 24 2017
Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?
Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt
Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good
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︎ Mar 07 2016
Whatβs the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?
One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why did Beethoven kill all of his chickens?
They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What's the opposite of bologna?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What continent has the saltiest food?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Wife: We are out of salt.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What was Beethovens favorite fruit?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelterβ¦
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I'll just leave this here
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︎ Jul 01 2019
I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...
...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I asked my wife if I could buy a plane
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I was gonna tell a Chemistry joke
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...
It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?
Naan naan naan na na na naan
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︎ Aug 20 2020
You'll get a reaction out of this....
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I was going to make a joke about chemistry
But then I was like Na, no ones going to understand.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke....
but I was afraid that I'd get the wrong reaction.
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︎ Nov 07 2017
A waitress once threw sodium chloride on me.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Salt
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What did the farmer say to the cows at night? π
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︎ Jun 07 2019
I'd make a Sodium joke but......Na
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︎ Jan 06 2019
I had a joke about Sodium but then I was like βNa, people wonβt find it funnyβ
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I wanted to make a sodium joke
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I was about to tell a joke about Sodium.
But then I thought, βNaβ.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I would make a Sodium joke
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro
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︎ Feb 04 2020
What is Beethovenβs favorite fruit?
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︎ Dec 15 2019
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
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︎ May 06 2020
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