The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT

But it is GOUT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barefoot-JohnMuir
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I was gonna post a joke about Sodium but then I was like Na, people wouldn’t understand it.

Haahhahahahahaa i hilarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrest134
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought.....Na, no one will get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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When you say "na" to someone

you are just being salty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macsrrad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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He did na-zi that coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePunZoo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I tagged Netgear in a photo on Instagram about a NAS server I setup using their router...

They replied back "Very NAS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fencing49
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If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcadesdude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Hava Na-gila monster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillBarfee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Is that battery used? Na, it’s...
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I wanted to write a joke about sodium but then I was like na none of ya’ll will get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakinBacon64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1ena
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?

Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt

Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeberz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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What’s the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?

One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klratz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Two beryllium atoms went on a date

It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did Beethoven kill all of his chickens?

They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's the opposite of bologna?

Above knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rphillips76
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What continent has the saltiest food?

NA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiiiiopiuy98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Wife: We are out of salt.

Me: 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/11TigOlBiddies11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?

The Swasti-car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

Ba Na Na Naaa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

Tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severus_snape9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_crayon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…

Let that sink in…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I'll just leave this here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unsterbbar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...

...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I asked my wife if I could buy a plane

But she says-na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnowHeroHD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I was gonna tell a Chemistry joke

But Na

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?

Naan naan naan na na na naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmarbs19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vadea_Shepard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I was going to make a joke about chemistry

But then I was like Na, no ones going to understand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Australian-psycho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke....

but I was afraid that I'd get the wrong reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Treehggr
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A waitress once threw sodium chloride on me.

That’s assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/school-yeeter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Salt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neongreenorca
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What did the farmer say to the cows at night? πŸ„

It’s pasture bedtime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabbitstew45
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I'd make a Sodium joke but......Na
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TEKASHI1NE7EVEN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I had a joke about Sodium but then I was like β€œNa, people won’t find it funny”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luke_Hoff1228
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I wanted to make a sodium joke

But then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I was about to tell a joke about Sodium.

But then I thought, β€œNa”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I would make a Sodium joke

But Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?

Na

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ng078
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-naaaa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit

Was Ba Na Na Naaa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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