Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
What prehistoric animal was the queen of disco?
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because it’s a Noble Gas!
What's the secret of the Queen's long life?
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
The queen liked my girlfriend so much, she immediately made her an honorary member of the royal family...
She was really empressed!
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian 😂🐝❤️🧡🤍💗
The Queen is immortal, it's not a joke
Coz a pawn would just go to the end of Britain and respawn as the Queen!
I decided I want to do some more exercise after listening to Queen.
I want to ride my bicycle.
Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?
She asked them to bee-hive
When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...
"That's me in the corner."
In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?
What did the man say to the Queen when she had allergies?
I once saw a guy playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo.
what do you call a stoner queen?
What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
I broke two queen CDs earlier...
...now i want to break free
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
Why is a queen's staff called a septer?
Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
It’s like Queen without Freddie.
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
What does the queen do before a night out?
Ensure her legs are queen shaven...
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area
At an auction, I bought an old Nintendo game originally used by Queen Elizabeth.
Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.
A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?
The servant said lightning McQueen.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
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