Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
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︎ May 09 2021
Ah finally. Da Queen
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because itβs a Noble Gas!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What's the secret of the Queen's long life?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
The queen liked my girlfriend so much, she immediately made her an honorary member of the royal family...
She was really empressed!
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︎ Apr 24 2021
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian ππβ€οΈπ§‘π€π
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︎ Mar 21 2021
The Queen Mary & The Queen Elizabeth 2
Since you guys like one liners, I thought youβd live two liners.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
The Queen is immortal, it's not a joke
Coz a pawn would just go to the end of Britain and respawn as the Queen!
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I decided I want to do some more exercise after listening to Queen.
I want to ride my bicycle.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Season 2 of the Queenβs Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?
She asked them to bee-hive
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︎ Mar 29 2021
When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...
"That's me in the corner."
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︎ Feb 19 2021
In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What did the man say to the Queen when she had allergies?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I once saw a guy playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
what do you call a stoner queen?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I broke two queen CDs earlier...
...now i want to break free
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Why is a queen's staff called a septer?
Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Did you hear about the queen who wasnβt sure how long she had ruled for?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Itβs like Queen without Freddie.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
What does the queen do before a night out?
Ensure her legs are queen shaven...
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︎ Oct 20 2020
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
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︎ Jul 06 2020
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
At an auction, I bought an old Nintendo game originally used by Queen Elizabeth.
Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area
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︎ Aug 20 2020
A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?
The servant said lightning McQueen.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
First day of NYC kindergarten: kid1: are you from Queens?
Kid2: no, my parents are straight.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
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