I’m a Rachel Brosnafan.
"I'm going on a fission trip."
I'm the baker in the back so every now and then I go bother the barista.
Me: Hey can you make a drink for me?
Her: Sure what did you want?
Me: Two shots of espresso and some steamed milk. Her: A latte?
Me: No just a little.
Dad: I dunno, are there gonna be any horses in it?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
But I can’t find where the Minneapolis
"So a French man arrives in New York having just gotten off of his flight. He calls a cab over so he can go to see his relatives in Manhattan. The driver looks out the window and says, 'You need a ride?' to which the French man responds, 'Oui oui, Monsieur.' The cab driver then says, 'Not in my car, you don't!' and drives off."