Central Park Puns

A list of puns related to "Central Park"

Did you hear about that seating spot in Central Park that says “Gimme More” on it?

It's Britney bench

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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Making puns is so easy, it's really a
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👤︎ u/Coffeeist
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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I have the heart of a lion...

And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo

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👤︎ u/ar1stocrat
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Riding in the car

I'm in the car with my dad and roll down the window saying "It's muggy in here!" He responds with, "Just like Central Park. It's also robby and stabby."

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👤︎ u/DerpyDash13
📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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