Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It was stuck in a crack.

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There is a thief in New York, and he keeps stealing the handles off of toilets.

The police want to capture him, but they have nothing to go on.

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why is the queen's fart different from others?

Because its a noble gas

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