Duchess Puns

A list of puns related to "Duchess"

I thought the Royal Family weren’t supposed to have political alignments

... but the news tells me that the Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour.

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👤︎ u/alxhix
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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My friend told down the window and said he loved the air.

Me: If you love the air so much, you should marry it.

Friend: Maybe I will. We'll get married and have a beautiful baby daughter.

M: You should name her Duchess.

F: Why Duchess?

M: Because she's the heir.

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👤︎ u/tehgreatiam
📅︎ Oct 15 2015
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