She's a countess.
He's always Early
He was right all oolong.
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's my special tea.
He was just a little Early
Right on the T as they say.
Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.
"For tea, two" the barista responded.
But I didn't really want to. It's not my cup of tea.
But most younger Star Wars fans prefer Girl Rey.
I guess you could call it a boo-tea call.
He becomes an earlobe
Or else you will get baby Grey tea.
An awful one from my dad
If you mix Earl Grey tea and Lady Grey tea do you get hermaphroditea?
As a new father I knew it was just a matter of time until it started happening to me.