A list of puns related to "Census"
...finally, a government agency that counts!
Me: “Chamorro? It’s Chursday.”
"...my statistically significant other."
The latest Census form (In OZ) asks for a signature.
Me: It doesn't say who is to sign. Should it be the first person on the Census? The second person? Even your dog could sign it.
Dad: Well, that would be a poor signature!
At the GF's parents' place on the day, and we'd been drinking a bit beforehand.
All laying on the floor filling it out, when her dad pipes up with "THIS JUST ISN'T MAKING ANY CENSUS!"
edit: her
He uses his Spider Census.
“I must have taken Lief off my census”.
They were cooked in Greece.
He uses his spider census.
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
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