A list of puns related to "Numbers"

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Number Pun

So my friend said he had a test with 17 questions on it. I responded, that's a *odd* number of questions on a test.

Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?

Because if Apollo-F crashed, theyβd have to make an Apollo-G.

Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?

Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What did they say to the guy they invented the number 0?

βThanks for nothing.β

What do you call a fake number puzzle?

Psuedoku!

Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally canβt even

What did the number 2 say to number 4?

I'm always rooting for you

I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!

Itβs called pseudo-ku.

The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight

Credit to u/Butterflies_Books

I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..

Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

I hate negative numbers.

I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.

My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what sheβs up to now.

What do you call a number that won't sit still??

**A Roamin' Numeral.**

(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)

Everyone stay safe and healthy!

I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

Found this today. With numbers like those she don't need an udder job

I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....

Available balance: $9.11

Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him

When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.

Turns out he was a fibber nazi.

Always look out for number 1...

Especially when eating snow.

Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.

It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.

Numbers can be hard..

A prime example is 7.

The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.

They were doing it in a-bun-dance.

What are a horseβs favorite numbers?

The neigh-gative ones.

To the person that invented the number 0

Thanks for nothing.

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

It's two gross.

COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors

- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is

What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?

Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.

Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.

Iβve never been more proud.

I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.

The odds were against me.

Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...

"What's the equation? (occasion)"

Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.

Favorite number? Four. Why?

I never metaphor I didn't like.

Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?

They just can't even

What number is the most egotistical?

sqrt(-1)

Did you hear the joke about the number eight that fell over on itβs side?

It just seems to go on forever.

What is the number one cause of divorce in America?

Marriage.

My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I canβt tell if heβs drawing snakes, mountains, teepeeβs, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:

Clockβs a doodled doo.

What kind of animal is good with numbers?

An aβcowtant.

I challenged number 1 to a fight

He bought he friends 3,5,7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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