A list of puns related to "Numbers"
So my friend said he had a test with 17 questions on it. I responded, that's a odd number of questions on a test.
You add "g" and it's GONE
She said to my wife, βMommy, I donβt remember how to do a 2.β
So I yelled out, βYou just sit on the potty and push!β
They both ignored me. So now you all get to appreciate my joke instead.
I ended up with dim sum.
I am easily lead.
Now I understand why; his name was Matthew.
Crew: I I Captain.
They were out of Control.
Luckily I found an Escape.
I got Home eventually.
I love a good Contact high.
That makes 2 really odd.
but he did okay with one through nine.
420
You flush it π₯΄
420 is too high.
I found out it was a Roamin' Numeral
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
Marriage.
Its a towel
He switches to decafe!
Will always decrease.
All the others are non-binary
She literally could not even
The tragic aftermath: 9 wounded, 15 decreased.
Because they canβt even.
I couldβve sworn she was checking me out.
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
At least for the four-seeable future.
Heβll stop at NOTHING to avoid them!
I got really upset until I realized I work from home and I am the only one home.
Because if Apollo-F crashed, theyβd have to make an Apollo-G.
She's a countess.
Usher responds: β10-Qβ
Man responds: βYouβre welcome. Now whatβs my seat number?β
I asked him "where's your number 1?"
He said "in the toilet"
I'm so proud!
A chillion.
The neighbor of the beast...
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
You add a G and it's gone
You add "g" and it's GONE.
You add a g and it's GONE
You just add G and itβs gone .
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Iβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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