"Dad, I know about real numbers, natural numbers and rational numbers. But what are imaginary numbers?"
"It's the numbers you use to call your imaginary girlfriend."
What does a Real number say to an Imaginary number during a fight?
At least I am not complex to understand
My girlfriend is a square root of -100
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
You know what's really odd?
Numbers not divisible by two
My university was so poor,
in math we could not afford real numbers, so we had to use imaginary numbers.
What do mathematicians daydream about?
Imaginary numbers.
I'll be here all week.
