Itβs kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each
These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I put on 30 jackets all on top of each other. Someone called and asked if I was coming out, I said sorry I canβt...
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︎ Apr 02 2021
The radio host sailed to the same part of the ocean each year
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︎ Apr 15 2021
My friend told me he's going to try to get a large group of wolves to separate from each other.
There's a lot to unpack there.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A guy put a gallon each of strawberry, grape and apple flavored punch in a barrel, jumped in and rolled down a local hill. His friend asked, but why?
He replied: "I just wanted to roll with the punches".
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What did sine and cos say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What do Dutch cheeses say when they see each other?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Did you know that dogs communicate with each other by marking their territory?
So when they sniff and mark the same places everyday, they are just checking and responding to their pee-mail.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each otherβs jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
My wife wonβt let me get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.
She is infringing on my right to bear arms.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why is it better to place the adhesive side of tape to each other?
Because tapes strong together.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My kidβs chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat
I guess I was the pile driver
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What did the Jeeps say after crashing into each other?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
My wife was trying decide between sweep rowing [4 or 8 rowers, one oar each] and sculling [one rower, two oars].
I told her she had to choose one oar the other.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
How do people on drugs greet each other?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
My town just set the record for the longest line fighting each other
You could see the punch line coming from a mile away
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Why couldnβt the two melons stand each other?
They were attached to the same woman.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
How do musicians greet each other?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you call it when two earthworms hate each other?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other...
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My two sons were throwing scrabble pieces at each other.
My wife said, "It's all fun until someone loses an "I".
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!
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︎ Jan 27 2021
My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
We draw puns for each other daily.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do Redditors say when greeting each other on December 31st?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Just heard there is a geezer down the market selling Oxford vaccination for Β£2 each
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Where do shortened versions of movies go to play with each other?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?
They say "Gluten Morgen!"
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...
you could go to jail for a very long time?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
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︎ Jan 02 2021
4 prisoners are telling each other what they were convicted for
The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder
The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault
The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs
The Fourth man simply says: Arson
The Second man asks him: What degree was it?
The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish
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︎ Nov 29 2020
How many bottles of each perfume will it take to completely fill one shelf?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been in conflict with each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Just heard there's a guy down Borough market selling Oxford vaccinations for Β£2 each...
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