I had another pun on haircut
but I will shave it for later
I promise to never tell another pun about erections...
Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
My friend said a show that is about kids that fight fantastical monsters with another kid that has special abilities would never take off in popularity.
But I've seen stranger things.
Never thought cannibalism is so yummy(Another one of the ones that I want to cross post but r/puns bans cross posts)
I asked my daughter if she had taken a bath yet and sarcastically she says yeah, so I tell her to take another one.
What did the tectonic plate say after bumping into another tectonic plate?
A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
What's the fastest way to move cattle from one field to another?
How does one train hear another train coming?
What is another name for a paternity test?
A pop quiz!
(I don’t know why this makes me giggle)
Another camping pun
I always misplace my tent and have to put it somewhere else. You could say I raised the stakes.
Another reddit pun thread
I was doing the crossword and I asked my mom if there was another word for postman...
She said "Dad"
I told her I didn't get it
She replied "I sure did"
What did one boob say to another ?
If we don’t get support, they’ll think we’re nuts
What’s another name for a tired window shade?
What's another word for strange sounds?
A girl with three cats told me that she wanted to get another cat
I was confused why she wanted a hat made of forks
How does a blender declare his love to another blender?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly.
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
What’s another name for HR?
One astronaut says to another “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
The other astronaut replies “In space no one can, here use cream”
One guy walks into a bar. Then another, and another
You'd think one of them would see it coming
My neighborhood bar, there's a girl from Anchorage who works there. Another barfly asks me where she's from....
(Jersey accent) I don't know, Alaska.
One meth head asks another, “sooo... are we dating?”
The other responds, “no I thought we were just mething around.”
Have you heard? Dr. Dolittle's son was fired from another job.
He was really living up to his name, Will Dolittle
What's another name for twins?
Did you guys know Superman's father Jor-el had another son who was actually hilarious?
Lance Armstrong admitted another crime
Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.
It's called Stuckhome syndrome
Who do the Spice Girls speak to when they have an issue with one another?
Yet another job lost to machines
What does an egg tell another egg
Saw this in another sub but thought it belonged here
What do you call it when one owl samurai wins a fight with another owl samurai?
One prostitute turned to another and asked Yolanda, do you smoke after sex?
Yolanda said, I don't know I never checked.
What do you get when you cross a puzzle with another puzzle?
What's another word for Photosynthesis?
From another one of my posts on r/aww
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Wife: ...
When one door closes another opens
Other than that it's a pretty good car.
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