Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
Did you know if you and your buddy fart at the same time it makes you Egyptian?
Because you have a Tutankhamun.
Note:I thought of this today I really hope the joke lands.
after the accident, he was never the same
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
What do you call two loaves of bread baked in the same oven?
I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. That’s the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.
Her first name is Eileen.
My wife and I share the same sense of humour.
We have to....She doesn't have one.
The radio host sailed to the same part of the ocean each year
if someone drinks the same tea every day with no interest in trying any new blends
Are men and women the same?
No, there's a vas deferens
Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer...
If there were months on an alternative “Planet-B”, would they be named the same?
Recently, I've been driving my wife crazy with how many friends named Fred I've been making, and they all look the same, no less. That said, one day a man rang our bell, and my wife, relieved that he did not look like my other friends, asked who he was, to which a replied:
"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."
I went to the shoe store today and bought the same pair of shoes I bought last time.
I think I’ve found my sole-mate
Two women were sharing the same ID card
Did you know that two times ten and two times eleven are actually the same?
two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
My wife and kids told me that they're tired of hearing the same jokes
I told them that I care about the environment and thus recycle my jokes.
Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean.
My personal trainer was upset at me because I kept using the same machine at the gym
It was the vending machine
I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence...
Why did the skunks go to the toilet at the same time?
Because friends stink together!
My wife said I shouldn’t wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
I use to think that I had the exact same padlock as my friend, but upon closer inspection..
It was clear to see that they had some key differences.
What kind of tickles feel the same?
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
My brother and I both picked up bottles of mouthwash on the same grocery trip...
I guess you could say we really got our Acts together.
Did y’all know there no canary’s in the Canary Islands? The Virgin Islands are the same!
There aren’t any canary’s there either.
Why did Drake dig up and mash potatoes with a rock at the same time?
Cats in Communist countries are forced to eat the same thing every day and it affects their health!
Now they all have Mousey Tongue.
Did you hear about the guy who repeated the same phrase more times than anyone else ever has?
Sounded like a broken record.
People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.
I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!
Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
What are you if you smoke marijuana and masturbate at the same time?
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
Santa Claus announced that he’s giving everyone the same gardening tool for Christmas.
How does 11+11 equal the same as 10+10?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
Did you know 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are the same?
10 + 10 is twenty and 11 + 11 is also twenty two
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer...
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