If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
....and the second one Duplikate.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
I sat next to a guy that looked identical to me.
My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one
She was mad, “What am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??”
My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.
I said, well, they do have the same genes.
If you are taking a calculus exam, don’t sit between two identical twins.
It’s very difficult to differentiate between them.
It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.
I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.
What do you call two boobs that are identical?
I repetitively hit my identical twin.
So I asked him, "why are you hitting yourself?"
I kept cutting my sausage into smaller and smaller identical pieces.
My best friend couldn’t come out to the pub with me tonight so his identical twin came instead.
LPT: When you are telling a joke to identical twins, make sure you say the entire joke.
Because it isn’t easy to tell them a part.
My wife just gave birth to a set of identical twins. She named the first one Pete.
I named the second one Repeat.
Hawaii used to be part of a group of 5 identical land masses.
The other four were called Hawhoii, Hawhereii, Hawhatii, and Hawhenii.
What do you call a sound moving away from you that is identical to another sound?
After years of rigorous scientific research, I've finally managed to make an identical clone of myself!
I have identical twin sons, Juan and Jamal, but I only keep a picture of one.
Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
So i was at an airport and someone put a suitcase next too mine that was identical
I picked it up thinking it was mine, but that was not the case
What do you call identical cats?
The surface of Mars looks identical to the Nevada desert. There's only one explanation.
NASA faked the state of Nevada.
A good friend of mine & his identical twin both caught fire.
I only had the recourses to put out one. Unfortunately I just couldn't distinguish.
How do you tell apart two identical twin physicians?
You can't, they're a pair-a-docs!
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......
...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
........and the second one DupliKate.
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated in between two identical twins.
I couldn’t differentiate between them.
When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.
Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated next to two identical twins.
It was impossible to differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam in college because I was seated between two identical twins.
I couldn’t differentiate between them.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”
If you have identical twin boys, you should name them Amal and Juan.
Because if you have seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
What do we call identical boobs?
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