If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

....and the second one Duplikate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:

Deja poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I sat next to a guy that looked identical to me.

I was beside myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPHarrison007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one

She was mad, β€œWhat am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngbruce23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.

I said, well, they do have the same genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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If you are taking a calculus exam, don’t sit between two identical twins.

It’s very difficult to differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.

I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call two boobs that are identical?

Identities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebeepsheep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I repetitively hit my identical twin.

So I asked him, "why are you hitting yourself?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckOH33
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I kept cutting my sausage into smaller and smaller identical pieces.

It was a Mandelbrat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My best friend couldn’t come out to the pub with me tonight so his identical twin came instead.

He’s my buddy double.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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LPT: When you are telling a joke to identical twins, make sure you say the entire joke.

Because it isn’t easy to tell them a part.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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My wife just gave birth to a set of identical twins. She named the first one Pete.

I named the second one Repeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasitcometothis4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Hawaii used to be part of a group of 5 identical land masses.

The other four were called Hawhoii, Hawhereii, Hawhatii, and Hawhenii.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call a sound moving away from you that is identical to another sound?

Its dopplerganger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detheriots
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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After years of rigorous scientific research, I've finally managed to make an identical clone of myself!

I'm beside myself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2016
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I have identical twin sons, Juan and Jamal, but I only keep a picture of one.

Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJDyel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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So i was at an airport and someone put a suitcase next too mine that was identical

I picked it up thinking it was mine, but that was not the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TGC_YT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What do you call identical cats?

Siamese twins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingtelepath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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The surface of Mars looks identical to the Nevada desert. There's only one explanation.

NASA faked the state of Nevada.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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A good friend of mine & his identical twin both caught fire.

I only had the recourses to put out one. Unfortunately I just couldn't distinguish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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How do you tell apart two identical twin physicians?

You can't, they're a pair-a-docs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ratherbeastly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2015
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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......

...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrazingGiraffe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

........and the second one DupliKate.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What's the name of Kate's identical twin?

Duplikate

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I failed my calculus exam because I was seated in between two identical twins.

I couldn’t differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.

Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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I failed my calculus exam because I was seated next to two identical twins.

It was impossible to differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I failed my calculus exam in college because I was seated between two identical twins.

I couldn’t differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, β€œWhat am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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If you have identical twin boys, you should name them Amal and Juan.

Because if you have seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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What do we call identical boobs?

Identities

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khalid_AF
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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