Why are sellotape and trees similar?
What similar to working at McDonald’s and being a archeologist in Athens
You will smell like ancient Greece
Whats similar in Everest and my wallet?
Imade a similar one a few days ago bit i fpund more squirrels
I don't like how shopping centres are so similar..
You see one, you've seen a mall.
What makes posters and planets similar?
how are air conditioning and computers similar?
they don't work as well if you open windows
Why is this post similar to an infected arm?
What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?
They're both poll workers.
What's similar between hang, hinge and hong
So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
Fun fact: The Wendigo is just one of many similar sub species.
There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.
Is the prostate gland similar to the testis?
No, there’s a vas deferens between them.
Two domestic abusers, very similar features...
What is similar between a cigarette and a hamster?
They’re both harmless until you stick it in you mouth and set it on fire.
Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? I’m a high school teacher and am implementing a “phone hotel”. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it “Phone Hotel” with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
How are dad jokes and anti-vaccine kids similar?
bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
What’s similar between a janitor and a car?
They both go “broom broom.”
What’s similar between an old tree and an old dog?
They both have an aged bark.
I've created an app similar to Tinder but it's for paleontologists.
How are a bad cameraman and an executioner similar?
Two Egyptian kings fart at the same time. How are they similar?
They have a Pharoah toot in common.
How are dad jokes and cask cleaners similar?
They both end up scraping the bottom of the barrel.
TIL Reddit is quite similar to fencing.
How are anti vaccine kids similar to Donald trump?
They both serve 4 years and then never come back.
How are playing chess and eating in an Australian restaurant similar?
They both end with checkmate!
Procrastination and Masturbation are very similar..
They both feel good in the moment and afterwards you’re picking up after yourself.
I want to start a business similar to an ice cream truck, except we sell baked treats and play classic rock'n'roll music...
I'll call it The Rolling Scones.
I was sharing fart jokes with my penpal from Egypt. I found that we were more similar than I thought.
I just came up with this. I've never heard it but thinking about it, it is similar to other jokes. Wouldn't it be better to use Hittles instead of Missles?
The testes and the urethra are not even vaguely similar.
There is a vas deferens between them.
How are a coronation and child birth similar?
They are both crowning achievements.
Meghan Trainor and Pinocchio are actually pretty similar...
They both have a whole lot of no’s
Its funny how similar “dad joke” and “bad joke” looks.
In fact it looks the same the father away you are.
What’s similar about keeping someone in suspense and procrastination?
I don’t feel like it right now, I’ll tell you later.
Two jokes, similar punchlines
What do you call a restaurant that sells sexy soups?
A Brothel.
What do you call a restaurant that sells soup in lingerie?
A Brathel
Deepthroats and Deep Space are pretty similar.
They both take a lot of probing.
What is similar between dad jokes and clean water?
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