Why are sellotape and trees similar?

They're both sticky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What similar to working at McDonald’s and being a archeologist in Athens

You will smell like ancient Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Whats similar in Everest and my wallet?

They are Mt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmosArdnach_6152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Imade a similar one a few days ago bit i fpund more squirrels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I don't like how shopping centres are so similar..

You see one, you've seen a mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbuSarlihah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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What makes posters and planets similar?

They both take up space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConorCannot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I know it’s a similar sub, but this joke really belongs here /r/Jokes/comments/ioxenl/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mogulzns
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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how are air conditioning and computers similar?

they don't work as well if you open windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexparker70
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why is this post similar to an infected arm?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxygenatedair66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?

They're both poll workers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useless-Chicken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's similar between hang, hinge and hong

NotHing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Fun fact: The Wendigo is just one of many similar sub species.

There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.

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Is the prostate gland similar to the testis?

No, there’s a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacknutting
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Two domestic abusers, very similar features...

A striking resemblance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What is similar between a cigarette and a hamster?

They’re both harmless until you stick it in you mouth and set it on fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvoryBeats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? I’m a high school teacher and am implementing a β€œphone hotel”. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it β€œPhone Hotel” with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieloo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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How are dad jokes and anti-vaccine kids similar?

They both never get old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/day_dreamer97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/US99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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What’s similar between a janitor and a car?

They both go β€œbroom broom.”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What’s similar between an old tree and an old dog?

They both have an aged bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I've created an app similar to Tinder but it's for paleontologists.

I call it Carbon Dating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NC0828
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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How are a bad cameraman and an executioner similar?

They both cut off heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Two Egyptian kings fart at the same time. How are they similar?

They have a Pharoah toot in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DURPSTER11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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How are dad jokes and cask cleaners similar?

They both end up scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doryenas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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TIL Reddit is quite similar to fencing.

Full of ripostes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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How are anti vaccine kids similar to Donald trump?

They both serve 4 years and then never come back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/day_dreamer97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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How are playing chess and eating in an Australian restaurant similar?

They both end with checkmate!

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Procrastination and Masturbation are very similar..

They both feel good in the moment and afterwards you’re picking up after yourself.

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I want to start a business similar to an ice cream truck, except we sell baked treats and play classic rock'n'roll music...

I'll call it The Rolling Scones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I was sharing fart jokes with my penpal from Egypt. I found that we were more similar than I thought.

We have a Tutankhamun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuEngine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I just came up with this. I've never heard it but thinking about it, it is similar to other jokes. Wouldn't it be better to use Hittles instead of Missles?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTBilly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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The testes and the urethra are not even vaguely similar.

There is a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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How are a coronation and child birth similar?

They are both crowning achievements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofspork
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Meghan Trainor and Pinocchio are actually pretty similar...

They both have a whole lot of no’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5QUID_ink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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Its funny how similar β€œdad joke” and β€œbad joke” looks.

In fact it looks the same the father away you are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smhanna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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What’s similar about keeping someone in suspense and procrastination?

I don’t feel like it right now, I’ll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mydixiewrekd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Two jokes, similar punchlines

What do you call a restaurant that sells sexy soups?

A Brothel.

What do you call a restaurant that sells soup in lingerie?

A Brathel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nostalgya
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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What is similar between dad jokes and clean water?

Only some get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Felaxo12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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