Analogous knock-knock

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

"Analogous."

"Analogous who?"

"Yes, very good! An owl goes 'who'!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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Started to learn to tell time on a analog clock last week. So far I can only tell when it’s 6:30

But I got that one hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueBandit69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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analog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xHexPC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I’m not very good at making analogies

It’s like bees trying to make honey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/judgepod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?

Are you trying to catch these hands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiiMMer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Finding the right analogy is as hard as

...it's as hard as...

It's just really difficult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazydictionary
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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A bad analogy is like a bad analogy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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My father just dropped off a wok he didn’t need.

He texted me to warn me that it was an old school, analog wok, not an Ewok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALLCAPSBITCHES
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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If you burn an analog clock, does it emit second hand smoke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuggerAl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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I asked an eight-year-old if he could tell time on analog clocks...

"Sometimes," he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/npw7321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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My wife asked me my favorite time of day. My answer: 6:30 hands down.

Explanation: think hands on a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeschmo945
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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You know what really grinds its gears?

An analog clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchurch8073
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Sunday dinner. Oh dad.

My ma is making a big dinner on Sunday and my pop called to ask if we wanted to go over Sunday for pig butt and turkey boobs.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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When a medical professional hits you with a dad joke.

My dad is a PA and I was following him through some rounds. He had to do a rectal exam and the second we got out of the exam room he said "I really prefer the digital version of a rectal exam compared to analog"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadideaguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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Double science dad joke

I posted a picture on my facebook of me with an analog multimeter and the leeds across my nipples. The caption read, "Sorry dad, I don't have any potential." My dad responded, "but we get a charge out of you nonetheless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pallothepenguin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock?

You're not very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bust_McNutty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Finding the right analogy is as hard as...

...as hard as...ummmm....damn...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdificeOrifice
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Sometimes finding the right analogy is as hard as...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_drumstic_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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The best time on a clock is 6:30,

hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatTave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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6:30 is the best time on the clock

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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