I once went on a date with a girl called Simile.
I don't know what I metaphor.
That simile though ππ½
If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles. Because there is a mile between the S's.
Have to give credit to my ten year old daughter for this one... Apparently I'm bringing her up right.
What is another word for a copy of a fax?
A fax simile.
Senator Cruz didn't like it when an editorial cartoon depicted him as a Borg
His Chief of Staff explained to him that in the US, the First Amendment guaranteed all citizens the right to free speech, and that yes this did indeed include unflattering depictions in newspapers' editorial cartoons.
"You will be a simile, Ted"
Daughter: "Dad! My little brother said I'm as chubby as the blue ribbon steer at the State Fair!"
Dad: "That isn't very nice but it's a reasonable fat simile."
I went on a date with a girl called simile. I donβt know what I metaphor.
